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  1. Well, when you're done molesting him, maybe I could get a run in? In Mexico, of course. Welcome, btw.
  2. Guess we'll just have to wait and see. The craziest deals/scams come out at times like this. I don't think I'd currently be willing to take a chance at the moment.
  3. I watched it for about 30seconds. It was only a few feet away... on my tv. I then pressed some buttons on a small, magical box and it went away.
  4. Welcome to CR, Rick. Love the understated look of the Marauder.
  5. I completely understand what you mean, Brian. As I get older, it only gets worse. I've seen so much terrible shit in my life and combined with what I see in the world today, it hurts and angers me so very much.
  6. Welcome. http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k58/ImUrOBGYN/40Rape.jpg
  7. http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k58/ImUrOBGYN/Fail-1.jpg My inability to stay out of this thread means nothing. Or, that I'm really bored.
  8. I've figured out your problem. It's not you hoses. It seems your i/c is in the wrong place.
  9. Just hearing those vids makes me wanna throttle someone until they're purple.
  10. Aw fuck, I want that car. Being a Toyota purists, it'd have to be a Toyota motor going into it, though.
  11. ImUrOBGYN

    Fireworks Crew

    I have a few things left including some artillery shells. The fireworks kind, of course. No idea what I'm doing or where I'm doing it, though.
  12. Don't you know the part you need to fix is always the part the manufacturers hang from some fishing line and build the rest of the car around?
  13. wtf?! lol Taken from IMDB: "It's great to see a low budget b-movie that actually looks and feels like a real B-movie! The genre has become so artificially popularized and 'fetishized' that most recent low budget films have seemed more like relatively capable ventures trying to 'appear' as b-movies. I always felt the overall cinematic incompetence of b-movies was a result of poor financial and technological resources available to the filmmaker. Today the idea of a consciously manipulated shaky digicam is considered to be 'low-tech'. How pretentious! Sorry, I just don't have the ability to reconcile the inherent academic quagmire of the high-tech/low-tech dichotomous relationship that is today's modern b-cinema. Any filmmaker can now pretend to be Orson Welles or Roger Corman rather than find himself forced to follow one or the other due to his vision and associated resources. So how does this all preface a review of "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter"? Well, here's a grungy little film that never finds a slick moment and something about that is really satisfying. The acting, camera-work, sound, editing, lighting, dubbing and just about every other cinematic component is raw and unrefined... and this is precisely the kind of film they intended to make! All the members of this film - director Demabre, writer Driscoll, the actors, the vampires, the zombies, the lesbians, the corpses, the atheists, the bystanders, the props, the locations - seem to be complicit in the joke. Everyone seems to be having a great time just trying to commit this crazy idea to film. But should you actually see this film? If you grew up watching b-movies, and aged into understanding what the genre is all about, then you'll easily sink into this little bloodlust and likely soil yourself by the end credits. If you recently discovered b-movies because of some oblique connection to Quentin Tarantino and a brief sitting through the 'Blair Witch Project' you'll think it's far too low-brow and a waste of good film stock - not to mention being embarrassed in front of your beret-wearing, gitannes-smoking, art-house friends for seeing such a film. "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter" is a riot from beginning to end. Like many of it's great predecessors ("A Polish Vampire in Burbank" comes to mind) it's an ironic, creative, cliched genre experiment wrapped up in a consciously handicapped final package. Phil Caracas, who plays Jesus, has the kind of hardened gristled features we've seen on the faces of actors like Gary Oldman and Bruce Campbell. Like Campbell, Caracas never falters with his role - he remains in character and truly projects the necessary determined, single-minded missionary/militant slayer attitude throughout. This no-name actor is actually very good! Unlike Campbell though, Caracas only appears to be about 5'2" tall, but that somehow adds an even greater depth to his character's anger! The kung-fu sequences are surprisingly well conceived and executed for such a film. The action is always hilarious and, as viewers, we're constantly aware that the actors are just barely fulfilling the required stunt choreography. One can imagine the director shouting, "Cut! That's good enough. We'll just have to go with that and fix it in editing!" But in this film even the editing phase is likely to be a clunky non-fix. Classic! Most memorable are the scenes of Jesus using drum sticks and pool cues to kill vampires in a jazz club, and a daylight vampire battle in a park where real families can be seen picknicking and playing in the background. A true b-movie cares not for silly protocol such as securing a proper location shoot! Find this film... somewhere... watch it, and poop your pants!"
  14. Seriously, I'm excited to see this play out.
  15. http://www.thepartsbin.com/images/perfthumbs200/tornado/tornado.jpg
  16. Same kinda thing with the old supras. Blah blah, rod knock, blah blah, blown headgasket. From the factory, the torque is too low for the head. Has nothing to do with the actual motor, etc. And then the rod knock complaint. It's because you don't fucking change/add oil like you should or people buy an almost 20yr old turbo car (that probably wasn't taken care of like a turbo car should anyway) slap some mods on without proper maintenance or build and wonder why these issues happen. Do it right or learn your lesson.
  17. The Douchiest Phone Message In History The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco, and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” And this is the messages he left. Smooth. http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/157505/The-Douchiest-Phone-Message-In-History.html
  18. Either way, I'll give the vette this, even if the vette's was a rolling start and the Nissan's wasn't, I still don't see the Nissan making up the time. My supra did it in 6:45... from a stop... in reverse. I J-turned it.
  19. Sweet. It's always nice to see things finally come together.
  20. Looked that up the first day this thread popped up. What I didn't find (didn't look much farther, to be honest) was whether the GTR's lap was a rolling start or not.
  21. I repo'd for almost 3 yrs while in Texas. This was many years ago during another time I lived there. I had my cousin come with me one time. It was the last time he ever helped me. We ran through two yards and then into the woods behind someone's house running from two chicks that were shooting at us for trying to repo their car. Not the only time I'd been attacked, either. (Why I used to ask others to come with me. You always need eyes in the back of your head out there.)
  22. Very interested in receiver. Any specs, etc? Thanks.
  23. Too many black people in this thread.
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