V8 Beast

What happened at the school to warrant their presence? P.s. the current principal is a piece of shit.

Jones is so awesome he makes great threads by accident! P.S. once a year I go to Red Robin. Its not the best burger but I add egg, bacon, onion rings, fries, fried mozzeralla, lettuce, tomato, and bbq sauce. I can only handle it once a year because I feel like a big fatty for a week after eating it.

I almost deleted it Damn I'm a big softy

I heart you all. No hard feelings. Back on topic, I heard that Sam can DP a girl by himself..

Username: Whatever the fuck I want it to be. Currently Lt. Alpo Raine Height: 6'48÷2(9+3)'' Status: Super troll Number of times people have taken him serious in his life: Once when he said he was going to commit suicide. Many were disappointed.

V8 Beast... Giving new meaning to the term "dead lift" since 1999 :fuckyeah:

I heard you only weigh 198 without Hals balls on your forehead! I ain't scared!

Sounds like doing pull-ups on Hals nuts are part of your workout regiment. Oh yeah, I went there! Me over you! And don't get me pissed or I will bust a caps lock in yo ass. FA SHO!!

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Smart move Derek. Thanks for thinking about me before selling it. I wish I had the spare fun money

Good luck bro. I vote you talk them into armor plating the neon and letting you lead a high speed task force!

I swung that shit like a roided out Barry Bonds. Even tried to put a lug on it for a bigger impact area. I don't want to bend the bolt circle... Especially with it already heated up. I wonder if a vice will do the trick ps.. its mapp gas. Now that I think of it both wheels were in the air, maybe there was too much give on the cars end.

I tried removing 10 year old wheel studs yesterday with no luck. Heat, mallet, etc and the damn things didn't budge. Any other tricks of the trade I could try? It's the push kind on the front of my ta.

If I could drive a semi on my 10 mile trip to work I would. There is no way I'm going to let these non driving basters have a bigger killing machine than me!

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Place Sam in title....

I have to say I agree with you even though there is that big gray area as mentioned. When I hear the word sport I initially think of a team game. On the other hand when I sit and think more about the subject there are some non team sports like boxing that come to mind. On the other hand golf takes 2 people, but I'm still not convinced its a sport due to the lack of defense.

Causing pressure is relative. If the person is confident there will be no pressure. Plus if the other person is already done they cant do anything but watch. When you have to "hope" the other person doesnt catch you its a game... imo.

If we called it a sport you would be suspended for drug use so lets call it a game.

Depends on what you're hunting

Based on the definition your trips to the gay bar are a sport. So is the extra thought and phsyical excertion it takes to get your car over a speedbump to reach work before a set time.

In nascar you have to have endurance to control the car, and you can drive defensively to prevent passing. If in front you can choose to out run or slow down and block... Sport. If it were a game there would be one car on the track at a time trying to beat the best time. Drag racing you go in a straight line. If you impede the other person in any way you are disqualified.. game Golf - You try to out score each other with no direct contact and even move your ball out of the way at times so the other person isn't inconvenienced... game Like swimming.. takes crazy athletisism, but you cant defensively swim. You will never see Phelps crossing lanes and slowing down to prevent passing.

Poor car

I got into an age old debate this morning and figured why not bring it back up here. To me a sport involves offense, and defense. If you can use your skill to prevent someone from using their skills its a sport. Running track, golf, bowling, etc. take a lot of skill but your opponent cant do anything to stop you. Lacrosse, volleyball, baseball, etc you can directly have an impact on both offense and defense to control the game. IN MY OPINION if you are trying to outscore someone and they cannot impact your score its a game not a sport.. however the definition states its basically anything the exerts energy and uses athleticism to out-perform another. Based on that definition trolling while doing handstands could be a sport

Nice work op