The other night after a long stressful day I decided to treat myself. It took about 30 minutes searching the web but I finally decided to go with bondage as a visual stimulant. Typically I'm more into lipstick lesbian stuff but for some reason hardcore bondage made my balls tingle that night. At first it was a little uncomfortable getting a pattern together because they kept doing close ups on this guy and his sweaty muscles. To make it worse he was grunting and making stupid faces the entire time. I dont know about you but when I'm playing tug boat I dont want to dock when there is a guy on the screen. I did that once and felt like a dirty prison bitch. If I could I would have stuffed my baby parachute back in the bag and tried to run that race again if you get my drift.
So after getting my mojo together I could feel the end was near. Being defensive minded I try to avoid making messes with my man jello. Well today there was a hole in my defenses and I am left wondering what to do. Not sure how, or if there was a breeze indoors, but it hooked to the left mid flight and hit my keyboard. I immediately went from an o face to an oh no face. Everything went in slow motion while I was left feeling helpless. Its crazy watching what appeared to be a break in the matrix causing the coordinates above my north pointing man compass to ignore the laws of gravity. In all my days of playing defense I never knew I had to be prepared for the backspin.
Well.. in short I got jizz in between the keys on my keyboard. At this point is it time to buy a new one? I tried the canned air but that just made it look like I was trying to airbrush my under-keys. Any help with the matter would be greatly appreciated.
P.S. Don't judge me :fa: