Make it so you have to get a doctorate in transportation in order to get a driver license. Pay bus drivers $200k+ a year to transport people so they are free to eat, get drunk, text, do their hair, etc. Remove the speed limit and fine people for being fat as a way to make up for the lost revenue from removed moving violations. Have kids saying I want to be a bus driver when I grow up and have bus-driver-butt be a turn on to the average person. That's much better than being able to drive a little bit faster.