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V8 Beast

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  1. +1. It changed my life
  2. Cant fight, I'm fucking your wife and legally racing at a race track in Florida while talking on my Droid. Your wife is bent over the console posting this on a lap top because I cant surf while talking
  3. Sucks to hear Paul. In the future you should consider proper use of your turbo boost button.
  4. My 2 cents Sean is more active than half you fuckers here. Dont be mad because he has better things to do then street race, get drunk every weekend, and brag about it on a forum.
  5. http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs203.snc1/7019_132112173862_508293862_2519887_4832619_n.jpg
  6. http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs043.snc3/13068_170936198862_508293862_2859066_2036488_n.jpg
  7. Att sucks, Tmobile sucks, and Verizon makes you have data packages on all their damn phones... so they suck too. Out of the 3, tmobile uses the most lube when assfucking your wallet.
  8. I've had a cell phone for the last 12 years and I never once thought, "Boy, I sure do wish I could surf porn while having phone sex." /Gomer Pyle
  9. V8 Beast

    Sig 2022

    Thats what I needed! I found a new 2022 for $450 so I'm going to pick that one up. I cant find a p226 for under $800. I figure for that much I would just get an AR.
  10. Not yet. I'm getting it on my business line instead of my personal line. I cant see paying for it and data plan when I can get it for free in a month and a half. I forgot about that one. Yeah the nexus is like the moto droid on steroids. I didnt see a lot of difference in the overall phone software... but the nexus is an internet surfing dream of a phone. I just wish people would stop with the damn on screen keyboards. HTC makes one on the best keyboards ever and dont use it
  11. This!! My damn mortgage is $350 more than it was a few years ago.
  12. Its the only way I can fit my man sausage in the bowl when I have a boner. Its either shit on the seat or piss on the floor.
  13. Not so sure about going with a phone that carries a company that cant support it... but thats just me. Owning an iphone is like having a really pretty girlfriend that has no vagina.
  14. So you were searching for the worlds largest penis and decided to share it with us.... homo.
  15. E-hardass = cool guy that will help you do anything in real life. Nice guy online = The guy you have to punch in the face in real life
  16. V8 Beast

    Sig 2022

    The old ones are ok, just not as comfortable as the sigs to me. If I was planning on using it more often then occasion range shooting I would get the 17 over the p226 just purely for the cost difference. Thanks!!! Gander is like 4 minutes from my house.. plus no one from the board has given me any prices yet. Cool, thanks for the info. I'll have to check it out next week.
  17. My last fight was with my dog... I hit him with a black dildo.
  18. V8 Beast

    New to the CR

    I bet you have red ass hair
  19. V8 Beast

    New to the CR

    When it hurts just politely ask them to stop. Not everyone can handle all 12 inches.
  20. V8 Beast

    New to the CR

    Racism in America has got to stop! We as human beings need to unite. We need to work together to assure that when the aliens attack we have a strong front. Like in Men in Black when Wil Smith and Tommy Lee Jones put aside their race differences to help stop the world from being overrun by extraterrestrials. If we do not unite we will have no chance and mankind as we know it will be destroyed!
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    New to the CR

    The other day I was walking around the park and realized that having a large penis is not always a good thing. When I try to have sex with petite white woman they wince in pain but try and act like they dont hurt. Its almost like they need to prove to the world that they can handle the darker side of manhood. Is it wrong that when I see their pain I think of wrestlemania and instantly want to do the Hulk Hogan leg drop on them. Then I think about the Ultimate Warrior and how he died but then was replaced by a guy that was no where near as buffed. Speaking of buffed, the Paw Paw Bears was one of the most underrated cartoons. It had action, suspense, and the characters were very well thought out. Oh well, those smurfs always got the glory.. blue fuckers.
  22. V8 Beast

    Beer30

    It can never be the same. Anal warts have a way of changing a man.
  23. Nope.. but feel free to buy them, let the air out and refill them. Let me know how much nitrogen costs and I'll take the difference out of the cost
  24. V8 Beast

    Sig 2022

    1. Trust me I know. I was hoping someone here would shoot me a pm. No luck yet. 2. Yeah its was the G17RTF. The older ones feel much better to me. But as far as comfort goes the sig feels like it was specially made for my hands. I actually plan on getting a glock for my wife. 3. I figured it was for the police force, and people that will be using them in adverse conditions/ a lot. If I go out in the rain or snow with my gun I wont be back for 5-10 Actually, I do have a question for you. As far as least amount of kickback and reliability what 2 .45's would you recommend (other than the 1911)? I'm getting a list together of pistols I want to try out.
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