A hospital in need of help hired a new nurse. While being given a tour around the building she looked in a room and noticed a man vigorously masturbating. She stopped screamed, "WTF this cant be acceptable! That man is masturbating!" The doctor that was giving her the tour told her it was perfectly ok. "That man has a condition where he produces too much sperm and if he doesnt ejaculate at least 10 times a day his scrotum will surely explode." A little blown away, but understanding of the issue the nurse continued the tour. A few rooms down she noticed a nurse performing oral sex on another patient. She stopped and said, "Doctor that nurse is giving that man oral sex... Why??? That cant be acceptable can it????!" The doctor calmly replied, "Same condition... better insurance."
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