74 post and you live up to your screen name.
IMO you're more likely to be a victim of a hit-run out there. Fuck, if I saw you in the middle of a country road and wanted to rob you, I'd just bump your ass down with a 3,500lb weapon and pick up what I wanted from you. Gun, Fox, or training ain't gonna matter when your back is broken.
Good luck with the smoking thing.