Go ahead and add anything I missed.     
* No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.   
* Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.   
* Beer has never caused a major war.   
* They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.   
* When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.   
* Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.   
* You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.   
* There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.   
* You can prove you have a Beer.   
* If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.