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This almost never happens but I left my house today. Turned left on cooke from maize rd. My ka band went crazy. Closer to the 71 ramp there was a dodge charger police car with clinton township on it. He happened to be sitting off the road in someones front yard facing the way I was driving.be careful around that area today

I would pay money to see a midget death metal band

It seems the cache was on this families property with their previous consent. There might have been an issue with muggles or property damage in the past. I suggest you signup for an account on geocaching.com and find this cache, add your comments, and be about your way. No reason to blame all of Canada because of 1 person.

Please elaborate

This thread is proof you are a ricer.

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Sam you broke my gaydar again. Always seems to happen right after payday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWy8vjlGCJU&feature=related

I like trucks but I rather drive an audi.

You guys seriously need to learn how to read. If you had any idea you wouldn't be posting this shit. Here let me paste it for you again The feature is called Eyefinity and what it does in essence, is allow for multiple monitors to be used as a single display. As it stands today, for the most part, when multiple monitors are connected to a single PC, those monitors are recognized as independent displays and can be configured for desktop spanning or mirroring, etc. With Eyefinity, however, the displays are arranged in a single group (or in multiple groups) and they are treated as a single display by the OS. In case that was too much of read I will give you cliff notes 1) 30 monitors each displaying from ONE(1) video card only. NERDGASM 2) Resolution is split between each monitor making a stupidly high resolution and mega pixels 3) A 3985739589385 Inch LCD TV could never do this. EVER 4) This is for a computer display not for watching 16:9 movies STFU about the 1" plastic bar around the monitors 5) Any FPS game would look literally "larger then life" 6) you are gay 7) tl;dr = lazy

You failed. You should of added this to the Tim's Jokes thread in the night crew lounge.

Took long enough for them to offer it.

Haven't played it yet since xbox died. I love forza and forza 2 for sure but Gran Turismo is better. Give me a month I will have it by then.

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Quoted again for the people who don't understand.

Oh sorry you wanted a "why". The glock feels better in my hand then a 1911 or a beretta or a S&W m&p, BUT this link here is why my first pistol was a glock 21 sf http://www.theprepared.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=90

Glock 17 or 21 or a 1911. I say go with a glock but that is just my preference.

Your nerd level is not high enough for this thread. You will be removed shortly pending review.

I deem this wall in my house my "computer monitor".

http://hothardware.com/News/AMD-Eyefinity-MultiDisplay-Technology-In-Action/ Do want

I hate not being able to give my special some my dick in a box.

Checkpoints maybe legal in Ohio but a lot of times police will use this to illegal search your car. Most people wave their rights without even thinking twice and the cop will not tell you that you are waving your rights. It isn't illegal to do that. Any cop that violates your constitutional rights on purpose is worthless imo/ Read the following from one of my favorite websites flexyourrights.org 28. Roadblocks: What’s the deal? There are several types of roadblocks and they’re quite different: Sobriety Checkpoints Also known as DUI Checkpoints or sometimes Driver’s License Checkpoints, these are the most common roadblocks you might encounter. They function as a general purpose investigatory tactic in which police get a good hard look at passing motorists by detaining them briefly. A roadblock stop is quick, but it gives police a chance to check tags and licenses, while also giving officers a quick whiff of the driver’s breath and a chance to peer into the vehicle for a moment. Remember that your Constitutional rights still apply in a roadblock situation. Though police are permitted to stop you briefly, they may not search you or your car unless they have evidence against you or you agree to the search. Bear in mind, however, that if you’re driving under the influence, your Constitutional rights provide very little protection in this situation. Since the Supreme Court’s ruling in Illinois v. Caballes police also have more leeway to use drug-sniffing dogs in roadblock situations. Unfortunately, the Constitution provides very little protection against this. There’s no need to waive your rights simply because dogs are present, but be advised that your legal options are limited if you’re arrested as a result of a dog sniff during a roadblock. Keep this in mind when decided who or what to bring with you in the car. Also keep in mind that police closely monitor cars approaching the roadblock. You’re not likely to have any success evading an upcoming roadblock. Sobriety Checkpoints are generally permitted by the courts, but only if conducted properly. If you’re arrested at a police roadblock always consult an attorney before confessing or agreeing to a plea bargain. There might be some legal options that your lawyer can pursue. Emergency Checkpoints Sometimes police will set up temporary roadblocks after a serious crime occurs. The purpose of emergency checkpoints is to capture suspects or to identify possible witnesses. In this situation, police will often allow you to pass through once they confirm that you’re not the person they’re looking for. Of course, police are free to arrest you for minor crimes even if they’re investigating something more serious. If a serious crime occurs in your area, keep in mind that more police will be on the streets. Officers are often required to work longer hours during emergency periods, which can make them tense and irritable. Use caution in such situations even if you haven’t done anything wrong, and remember that dealing with emergencies is something we want our police officers to do. Checkpoints Near the Border Police sometimes set up checkpoints near national borders. These are similar to other checkpoints in that officers may ask questions and check your documents. Police may try to intimidate you in consenting to a search, but remember that being near a border is not the same as crossing it. You have a right to refuse searches at these checkpoints just like the others. Drug Checkpoints Drug checkpoints are a trap! The Supreme Court has ruled that random checkpoints for the purpose of finding illegal drugs are unconstitutional. However, police sometimes put up signs warning drivers of up-coming drug checkpoints and instead pull over people who make illegal u-turns or discard contraband out the window. If you see a sign saying “Drug Checkpoint Ahead”, just keep driving and don’t panic. If there’s a rest area following the sign, DO NOT pull into it. If you do, you’ll find yourself surrounded by drug-sniffing dogs. Police Departments, especially in the Mid-west, have been pushing their luck with this tactic, so if you encounter anything resembling an actual drug checkpoint, please contact that state’s ACLU Chapter. Similarly, if you’re arrested as a result of a real or fake “drug checkpoint”, you must contact an attorney to explore your legal options.

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This story is real and it happened to a friend of a friend. It is too silly to make up. So this guy decided to trip on shrooms without having a babysitter. Bad choice. He feels the need to walk to a bar into his trip. He comes home. Eventually his roommates get back and have no idea he is tripping. They start hearing really loud banging sounds upstairs in this guys room. He comes running down the stairs and says to his friends "Dude you are not going to believe me. I caught a leprechaun. I knew you wouldn't believe me so I bought it home." They thought he was lying so they go upstairs to check. The dresser is in front of the closet door and it is banging and moving around. They just think he caught an animal or something. They move the dresser and open the door and out runs a midget. He is getting sued by the midget for kidnapping. That is all I know of the story. The more I think about how this could happen the funnier it becomes. Srsly a guy taking a midget down the street against its will and no one called the cops or anything?