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Wow, you're a whole year older.

I hope you plan on never looking at another thread because i don't see it happening ever

I see your cat, and raise you my more clever cat. http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m165/Jduffey/random001.jpg

Holy fail never post again

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on" "Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?" "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."

Whenever you need to pass a slower driver in front of you

yup, heard way to many stories of people doin this and the other person has a gun.

.366666666666666_ hp But he's gettin at least 10 extra hp from each of the stickers

Nope

after midnight tonight I will be doing nothing constructive with my life for a good month.

I'm sorry to hear that

fail/

There was an LT1 Trans Am in London awhile back with the cheapest 24" spinner rims, lambo doors, and an extremely ghey green paint job.

Still got the 1st weight bench?

Fate Tattoo on High Street does mine and my brothers work. The guys name is Chris. Awesome lines and color. Not sure on their hours, i think they are opened both Saturday and Sunday though

+2 for quality, did an amazing job on my grand prix at a good price

I just bought a house. You can help me paint it, put new tile down in the kitchen, remove tile adhesive off of a wood floor, clean my carpets, build a deck, blacktop my driveway, dry wall my basement, tile/carpet the basement, and cut down a tree. I have a fridge full of beer.

I stepped on a soccer ball once and busted my ass

Heh.... according to him Man Bear Pig is a big problem too

exactly

I'd be down for the 17th. Cruisefest is the weekend of the 10th, can't miss that.

I've seen his Ram a few times, the wheels were still chrome on it then tho

I'd do it if i was clipped on the line. Not a big fan of heights, but that's just part of the rush of being up there

it was even better when he punted the other one he untangled right after

One of my best friends parents make wine. It's amazing, I'm not even a big fan of wine, but i like their's. Free wine whenever i want