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Good to see somebody has their priorities straight. (1) Beer - check (2) Opener - SHIT!

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I have a set of leathers if you want to borrow them for a small deposit. Teknic 2pc, blue, black, and white. I'm 6'2" and I bought them when I was 225lbs. Now that I'm down to 205, it's a little loose, but I can wear jeans and sweaters under them in winter. If you come by to get them, I can go over launching with you.

LMAO!

Tissue paper would work better. That way they can dry their eyes after natural selection takes place.

I like the 13 speed in my semi. What's wrong with a manual truck?

IF, in fact, the law is 2 years - you have 8 points UNLESS you have some other violation that you aren't counting. He may have just looked at the point total and forgot to drop the 2006 ticket.

Pack a chair and Deep woods OFF.

Shit happens when you try to fuck the system with a juvenile and morally incorrect ideal of what the system is.

Think of it like this... Each ticket carries a certain weight (points). It's not that the point value for the ticket goes away but instead after 2 years, points for previous tickets are no longer added into the formula to determine your count.

Well, it looks like your ass better be careful!

Points are a way for entities to track how defiant or reliable you are. The tickets on your record never go away; your records are permanent. When it is necessary to use your driving record, ie insurance, jobs, etc., the company will only search for records during a given time frame. Most check your driving record from 3 years back to present. That is their inquiry...it doesn't mean your record beyond that somehow disappeared. The gooberment will use points to establish their will. If you get some many points in such a time frame, they will take a given action. I don't know how many you get before Ohio takes your license.

Hate to break this to you. 50% of the population doesn't even vote so he can't be happy for 99%. Besides, I can't find any Sara porn, WTF? If I did, I'm 99% sure that split would be 50/50!

So, is Royal Purple really better than Mobil 1?

Drop his keys in front of him and when he bends over to pick them up - catch his ass in the back of the neck with a bar stool. When he finally comes back around, tell him "Dude you hit your head hard on the bottom of the bar!"

Does that mean I'm black too? Fuck! I've been filling out all my paperwork wrong too!

Where you at in Hilliard? I need a complete makeover done on my wife's '02 EB Explorer.

LMFAO!!!!!!!! That's some funny shit!

Flying in Alaska is the same as swimming in Hawaii to the locals. Lots of those bush pilots have been flying since they were kids. A certificate just means you paid someone for getting you started, it doesn't mean you have skill. Some college grads are dumber than a box of rocks, but they have a degree...

In Alaska, you need a plane that can take off and land in extremely short distances. Headwind makes some difference but those bush pilots have tons 'o skill and huge HP.

It is when you're a real P.I.M.P.

If it was a chick that knew him, she would have drawn the dick much smaller.

Nope. It's just you.

If you ever figure out who is doing it, I've got lots of duct tape...

College taught me that I was a bigger idiot than I could have ever imagined.