I have studied, perused, and dabbled in almost every notable religion in the world. Do you want to know what they all have in common, and how you can PROVE that they are all correct.
Missing socks. Muhhamed lost one in a desert. As did Jesus when Satan tempted him. Buddha was always sitting cross-legged, embarrassed of his apparent lack of sock-control. Confusious say wiseman keeps socks in pocket at all times. Hindus recognize that reincarnation into a missing sock is the highest possible form. Chew on that you dirty atheists.
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