I roughly translated the ad for you after getting piss drunk on wild turkey and bathtub gin.
"TRANS Am needs some help" = It needs a new or rebuilt transmission.
"i baought it to race" = I'm 17 or 34. Either way, I haven't graduated highschool
"but i dont have time two" = It's nascar season
"The car looks good" = I am legally blind from a moonshine drinking contest with one of my stepsons
"it needs a new battery, two tires and a alighnment, and a tune up" = it drains batteries, 3 rims are bent, the steering rack is bent, and I left the motor out in a puddle of mosquito water for 6 weeks.
"The car is very fast has a lot of work done to it all ready" = I bought it from a used car dealer and this is what he told me
"just looking to make room in my garage" = I need those cinderblocks its sitting on for my above ground pool
"Please call me at 614-395-0698 thank you" = This is my neighbors phone number, I haven't paid for phone service in years because a black man is president.
"my name is toby are text me" = http://i.imgur.com/a6wtQ.png?1
"The car is Red hard tob crome wheels" = Specifically it is midnight rust red. Only two of the wheels match.
"can email are text pics" = I sometimes sneak into the neighbors trailer and use his compaq from 1997. I computer good microsoft.