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  1. It's really more of a mop replacement for hardwood floors. They have the complete bona kit as well. The hoover does a surprisingly good job at bringing out a shine on the floors after use.
  2. Parents house is hardwood all around. They have one of these http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?productId=202519308&storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&ci_sku=202519308&ci_kw=%7bkeyword%7d&kwd=%7bkeyword%7d&cm_mmc=shopping-_-googleads-_-pla-_-202519308&ci_gpa=pla#.UF4ycI1lTYg Does a really good job at removing scuffs even, and doesnt spread any dust around. Sometimes it'll leave thin streaks of water that evaporate pretty quick. Wheels are rubber, doesn't leave any marks. I believe they just mix water and vinegar in it.
  3. that is fedex, i've been in that building.
  4. http://www.carriehoffman.com/gloryblog/swedishchef.jpg MORJ BORK BORK MORK BORK BORK PORK
  5. http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-19659736 APPLE LOL
  6. best trigger job you can do is sell it
  7. Axle is bad, just had this issue on my car. If the boot is torn and you see grease everywhere, get ready to get dirty.
  8. While driving last night, I realized school buses have better looking exhaust than that abomination. http://i.imgur.com/9LN7Il.jpg
  9. unfunnyryan

    Caddy

    >be hennessy >take money for fast car >masturbate on to money >shit on self and rub it into the faces of children >deliver sub par product >profit
  10. 2 seperate cables is your easiest route. USB just doesnt have good audio capabilities, HOWEVER, android 4.1 is supposed to build support for it.
  11. It could be done, but it isn't really feasible. There would have to be a uC turning the digital signal into an analog one for audio. As well as software on the device that would send the signal over USB.
  12. You answered this one yourself, it is OUR freedom of speech. They don't understand freedom of speech over there. They have literally no concept of it. When they see things like this, the belief is that it was made by the US Gov. or is being promoted by the US. Also, it's the uneducated and unemployed doing the majority of this. http://www.askthefitnessdude.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/1147151442135.jpg We really don't have it any better over here in America. We have religious nut jobs who want to control everyone's rights as well. Hint: One of them is running for their first term as president.
  13. This is from just a few weeks after Sept. 11th, 2001 "People don't sacrifice themselves for any reason. Let's find out what it is. And if we did something wrong (no doubt we did) let's apologize, ask for forgiveness, and then ask how we can do better." By golly that sounds like a swell time. Since its 2001, lets gather some of our great minds together and carry this out in a adult-like matter. I invite George Bush, Dick Cheney, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, G8, NATO, The UN, Impoverished African Dictators, millions of Americans who think they are getting a good deal on their mortgage, Steve Jobs, all the perfectly healthy people from the Fukushima Nuclear Plant, all the standing shacks in Haiti, BP oil pipeline engineers, The CEO of Enron, the CEOs of all the top American banks, the director of the FDIC, and for good measure, the top executives from US health insurance companies. God bless them. http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/scooter.jpg Fuck that shit. AMERICA. So I present to you, CR, my as unbiased as possible (LOL JK) review on why people hate America, starring, the last 10 years. First of all, and I'm speaking directly to many of you, Americans like to think that America is the center of the Universe. We are. Not. I'll be generous and give America an age of 300 years, since we did spank those Brits from the beginning AMIRITE? According to the bible thumpers, this makes America 1/20th as old as Earth. Not bad, pretty good time scale to shift the universe. Too many people have total disregard for current global events. I left out the names of foreign leaders of my intro on purpose, because I'm sure less than 2% of people reading this know who Hu Jintao is (he is the leader of the People’s Republic of China, tell a friend) Second, our most influential export is culture. We rule the world on culture, but many aren’t looking forward to that. We have done some great things, but no one remembers polio anymore. Just like no one cares about how great you were on your high school football team. Everyone does remember the time you puked in a bush at the prom queen’s party though. Everyone also remembers America for Jerry Springer, the showcase of American obesity, trash, and general inbreeding. Take this kind of repulsive culture to a society that is literally thousands of years old, for example, much of the Middle East. An Abrams tank can put a hole through 4 sandstone houses, but it won’t taint a culture as much as the introduction of American media will. They don’t like us because of our culture, and too many of you fucks can’t accept them for theirs. If they’ve had a society where women have dressed like this for as long as generations can remember, do you think they want their women suddenly parading around like Paris Hiltonesque megawhores shoving pineapples up their cunts? No. There is no dignity in that, not even for Paris Hilton. Okay maybe a little dignity for her, but shes a fucking retard. http://i.imgur.com/taLTD.jpg CHAPTER 2: Because Europeans are just tiny dicked pussies who are scared of war and trillion dollar deficits Europe: “Hey America, I hear the Middle East rustled your jim-“ America: “FUCK YOU MAN. WE’LL SHOW THEM NOT TO MESS WITH AMERICA.” Europe: “Woah okay dude, just don’t drag us into that, we don’t really agree with you going to war with two countries when a handful of secular extremist were the only ones resp-“ America: “DO YOU HATE PATRIOTISM? YOU WILL DO WHAT WE SAY. IDGAF IF YOU LOSE A FEW HUNDRED PEOPLE AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. WE’RE PREPARED TO LOSE A HUNDRED TIMES THAT. GOD BLESS US.” Can anyone tell me why we invaded Iraq without using the term “Weapons of Mass Destruction” because Colin Powell (Reminder! Former Secretary of State) knew the whole time there wasn’t any and has since said that his speech regarding Iraq's manufacture of such weapons was “the lowest point” in his life? Got it, moving on. http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/l/1/911_lessons.jpg CHAPTER 3: Because we jump to conclusions like a bunch of…Americans See: every post in this thread that targets a country in the Middle East. Including this one. This was supposed to be about why the whole world hates us, but I’m betting a lot of people won’t read that and will just jump to hating whichever “third world sand country” is in the news that day. CHAPTER 4: The South See title. I'm bored, I'm going to go masturbate to some good ol' American porn.
  14. It isn't into adulthood yet. The bones/joints are not yet strong enough to support any additional weight. If the dog weighed another 20-30lbs it could cause severe joint damage later in life. It may look skinny, but it is overall better for the dog.
  15. maybe its just a one time dyno queen I want to see this thing make some pulls on the street.
  16. Fixed http://i.imgur.com/COnax.jpg
  17. I've waited 15 minutes AFTER getting a manager at bethel rd before...
  18. judging by the color filter applied to everything, that video has definitely seen adobe after effects..
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