unfunnyryan

LOL LOL

I'm going to rustle their jimmies

If snow white provides the white...I'm down.

I got drunk I won.

you DSM guys are something unique. You seem to understand the madness of the cars yet go at it with a raging hard-on. Welcome!

This is how you define happiness.

DIY 1/4th cost http://www.ebay.com/itm/100-1W-445-450-nm-blue-Laser-Diode-Module-with-focusing-lens-/320916373787?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ab81b411b Add enclosure, batteries, done.

you -> http://theupsidedownworld.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/reality.jpg

I'm not sure if my company knows about it but I suspect they do. I work for a shipping company that deals specifically with the delivery of animals, mostly lab animals but we get some zoo business. Occasionaly some of these animals die during shipping, and we do some paperwork and have them creamated and no one ever misses them. Once I stole a monkey and marked it as dead and burned on the paperwork. I took it because it was a very large monkey and I thought it might make a cool pet. After I got tired of taking care of a huge monkey I shaved it and took it to a prostitute. I told her it was my deformed younger brother and that I would pay her extra to take his virginity. It cost me a lot of money but I got her to do it and let me watch. She was trying to pretend she liked it but she looked sick and Manny(the monkey) was confused at first but he really started to get into it. The whole experience makes me sick when I think about it. The fact that I watched and that I did that to that girl, I wonder if she beleived it was really my brother or if she just needed more crack. But also when I think about it I laugh so fucking hard. I shot the monkey and left it in the woods afterword, I guess Manny died happy.

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Did I see your car yesterday parked off sawmill? If it was, looked good! If not...still looks good!

Didnt see other thread after my post, did it all go downhill following my drug money comment?

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You don't seem to understand. I control the jimmies now bitch. http://ryanhallarn.com/memes/libraries/thumb.display.php?max=859&q=80&img=galleries/jimmies/cf8.jpg

all ya'll can eat dick cereal. i got some mufuckin gorilla munch http://i.imgur.com/F1Gpnl.jpg

gib ya tree fitty fo it

lol saw line out the door went to firehouse subs instead and stroked myself to the satisfaction of not being a consumer whore

LOL My brother was a pike, at OU nonetheless. Not surprised in the least bit.

YES

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1:3.77 odds I think? You have better odds practically everywhere in Vegas.

LOL. Man, I wish I found this thread earlier, because I fucking HATE towing companies. They hire the backwoods fucked up rejects who cant make a honest living as a cab driver. Phil - you owed them a DEBT to get your car back, thus, you should of paid back in PENNIES as it is legal tender in all DEBTS tended to a creditor, public and PRIVATE. The towing company is the creditor in this case as they towed your car in advance, as a credit, to your misfortune. To anyone doubting the ability to use coins like this, it has been 100% legal since the Coinage act of 1965 I may have missed it but if you paid with credit, cancel the charge, and then go back and make them count a few thousand pennies. Fuck those cunts.

+1 Firing into a trashcan or something would make it sound like a airgun.

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Got a picture of it in action, or can I check it out soon?