The best intro in the world isn't going to get Ethan out of the Oven.
My advice, Ethan, would be to speak with Anthony (AngryBird) directly. Anthony put your other account in a cage over this thread: http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54892
Until Anthony changes his mind, the Oven will be set at 600 degrees for Ethan. I like Ethan and he's helped out CR members on numerous occasions, but my opinion doesn't mean stink if it conflicts with the opinions of the people who own and run CR. Bottom line, real talk.
In some forums if you're booted over a controversy, you could wait a few years and try to quietly slip back in the door. But hoping Anthony will "forget" about it or not notice is not a good strategy. Better chance of a Bourbon king forgetting about the past than Anthony forgetting. Ethan's better off explaining things to Anthony directly first. If Anthony gives a thumbs down, there's no use posting an intro thread.
Again, Ethan, good luck.