I also had the unfortunate displeasure of witnessing this transaction between two equally willing and two equally homosexual adults. Basically it went like this: Scott complained of a back pain, Phil eagerly volunteered to give a massage, they got ahold of alexs baby oil and Phil began rubbing down Scott. This quickly turned into a two man oil drenched body rub. By now alex was fapping uncontrollably in his chair to the point we became worried about his eye sight, and Phil and Scott were both laying in the parking lot butt naked covered in oil rubbing one another. Just when you thought the horror was over they began taking turns burying eachothers hands wrist deep in their anuses. This coupled with a wild session of a double dutch rudder ended with both men screaming violently and covering the other in his man seed. Afterwards both men stood up wiped off and went their separate ways never speaking the rest of the night.
And alex had to be rushed to the er with a bad case of carpultunnel and acute blindness.