jeffro

Never will happen. Only natural born US citizen.

 

Kasich and bill gates. They're both very responsible with $$

Of all things to nitpick you choose citizenship... lols.

Bruce Willis - President

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Vice President

New development: Swingers.

 

Long story short: been seeing this girl for about 3 weeks. I'm not her usual type, she's into dirty beardy guys. Hung out with some of her friends after a concert on Saturday (2 couples). She told me before that they dabbled in swapping, but nothing serious. As far as I know, my girl isn't into it.

 

Saturday night, the couples started messing around with each other. One of the guys spanked the girl I'm seeing (with her permission) hard s&m sort of way. Ohfuckno.jpg. I summoned Uber and we got out of there.

 

Told her I wasnt comfortable with it and asked her if she would've been cool with me getting spanked by another chick she didn't know. She says "no". Now she knows I don't want to hang with them anymore in that situation.

 

I'm cool with consenting adults doing whatever the fuck they want, but I don't want to be involved with it. Am I out of order???

Not in the mood to get cucked?

Serious question, were the other chicks hot? Sounds like an opportunity for a 3 some breh.

What gets me is this 'launch' was total BS and a total cash grab from people putting down reservations. The first delivery is December 2017, at the earliest! Some people putting down money last week won't see their car until 2020! That's RIDICULOUS! By the time it's on the road it will have been talked about for as long or longer than the new NSX, but the fan boys will still praise them as a great disruptor while the NSX is called stale at launch. When interviewing people standing in line for reservations, one lady said she loved Tesla and wanted to be an all electric family, so she was buying the 3 for her mom. Meanwhile, she put a deposit on a Model X in 2012 an has yet to take delivery!

 

Tesla has a nasty habit of drumming up a bunch of good press right before a disappointing earnings call, and Q1 just ended. Typically, the larger the fanfare, the higher the losses. If that continues to hold true, Q1 earnings are going to be ugly.

How is that any different from a ponzi scheme?

We recently picked up a Vizio 60" from Target. It was originally ~ $900. They had it on sale for $700, then used the Cartwheel App for another 10% off.

 

Good Luck!

 

:thumbup:

 

KillJoy

I have this TV. Paid $685 for it 3 years ago stacking target coupons. Zero zero zero complaints. Got the matching vizio sound bar and only need 1 remote to control both.

Pissed off the old lady huh?

She's gone crazy. Psychological side effects of prescribed drugs not intended to alter mood.

We could use a detailer on the weekends. Can you pass a drug test?

Yes. Clean as a whistle. Locale?

Congrats on the pregnancy

No.

I worked at Lowes full-time for five years, and worked wayyyy too hard for the shit they paid me. But if you're just looking for part time work it couldn't be an easier job. As a part timer, don't expect more than $12/hr though.

 

On second thought, yeah, you probably want more than $12/hr.

For part time, i probably wouldnt complain about $12/hr. Any pre-quals to work at a HI store?

Lowes? The pay will suck but it's easy money

I MIGHT be able to handle retail.

53? Jesus you're aging well.

Thanks guys. Paul is dislexic, I'm 35.

Ah. Happy birthday either way.

A shit storm is brewing, so looking for recommendations on a second job. Evenings/weekends. 10-20 hours a week As far north as possible. Service industry is out - already served my time.

I doubt ill find something in these fields, but ive got 6 years IT experience, and only 2 classes left on an electro-mechanical engineering degree.

Thank you.

Who the fuck puts on the toothpaste before they wet the brush?

I do. The better question is why is this dude still using a manual tooth brush?

You deserve it. Speedtrap air craft are so easy to spot.

North worth fighting. Just pay your $100 and move on.

I love the cycle of content 4chan>reddit>facebook>CR

Mostly correct. Occasionally le reddit comes up with something interesting.

$148k a year and an 01 Cougar?

We have a doc at work here that drove a 90s acura until it literally blew up 3 months ago. Shes 200k+

Most IKEA furniture is made of MDF, they make their own MDF.

This is correct. We spent close to 2k at ikea about 3 years ago on bedroom furniture and a few kitchen items (why? idk. Ask the missus.) The bed frame was MDF with a wood veneer, the dressers were MDF with a wood veneer, and most of the dining furniture was MDF with a wood veneer. Its held up well so far. Kids will be the ultimate test.

Man card revoked... Here's how to get it back:

1. Acquire table saw

2. Build your own shit

3. ????

4. Profit