Im usually not one to flip shit on anything or anyone, but I fucking lost it last night.
While coming home from a late night fishing trip I decided to take a backway home. Along this route are some very nice homes in a subdivison-like setting that backs up to the Scioto river $$$ (Just across from UA).
At any rate this road gets a fair amount of Traffic, and im quite certain 90% of the people who live on it wish it was a Private drive.
Here's where I about lost my head.
So im doing maybe 10 miles over the speed limit? (25) and as im coming around a dark corner I BLAST into something that sent my car/suspension into death-wobble mode. I absolutely flipped out, because honestly I thought I had run over a railroad tie or some other massive piece of construction equipment. So I turn around to have a looksy and what do I find? A JET BLACK hardend-plastic "ramp-style" Speed bump. No bright reflective signs warning of it, no reflection coming off of it, just essentially a low-profile black ramp in the middle of a poorly lit street. At that point I was pissed, but just said "eh, have to remember that for next time."
As I went to turn around I said to myself "man I better drive real slow incase there are more"
So about a block later Im going the speed limit, or less, while intently looking for another one of these suspension-feasting bastards, then all of a sudden BAMN! I HIT ANOTHER ONE, ANOTHER GODAMN JET BLACK SPEED RAMP POSITIONED IN A DARK STRECH OF THE STREET. No warning signs, no reflective markers indicating it's presence, nothing. I lost my shit. I straight laid on the horn for 3 blocks straight @ 1:00am. I mean it's one thing to have speed bumps with reflective marking and signage. But these are jet black and have no "bump" to them. They're also seemingly placed in the poorest lit sections of the street. I can't help but think the Residents dont want you to see them, then wind up blowing a fucking strut mount when you hit one doing the speed limit.
So enough with the rant, does anyone know if this is Legal? I've NEVER seen anything like it in my life on a public road, they're like something the Military would use in succession to stop an attacking vehicle, and they have no reflective markings what so ever. Every last speed bump I've seen has some sort of symbol/signage/reflective decal to alert you to it's presence. Always thought that was due to laws on alerting motorists to a potential hazard.
And who would I call within the City Of Columbus to express my frustration? Im not one to bitch about little shit, but when I run over what are essentially black parking curbs placed in the middle of the street I tend to get straight pissed off.
I'll try and get pics later.