Seems to be some anger/butthurtedness over why these five were picked. Let me break it down for you:
DerekClouser - takes a lot of time to setup the Epic ride for everyone to enjoy, apparently has a hot girlfriend/fiancé
CMH_Sprint - old and wise, like the Winnie the Pooh owl
TimTheAzn - quota
Jbot - asshole but cute like a panda
2TallTim - in the clique
If you're angry about not being picked, relax. This was more of a joke that got carried away anyways. I think the only person that didn't get a +1 from a mod was Midget, and that's mainly because of Jello incidents and his lack of ability to learn how to use the new software.
That said, if you legitimately want to be a mod and either didn't make the list or didn't speak up in the nomination thread, shoot me a PM.