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John

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  1. dont ride next to cars, or in their blind spots.
  2. Yes, unfortunately. The only solution to this is to essentially abort the baby and then have your baby abort its own baby. This is what is called a "double abortion." It is a very rare case, and in consequence, a very painful procedure. If the double abortion does not occur, what could happen will be worse. When a woman is pregnant, she is feeding herself and her fetus, but when the fetus is impregnated, the mother is essentially feeding herself, and two fetuses, therefore both fetuses could develop at the same rate. The result would be catastrophic. While the mother is giving birth, the baby could concurrently give birth to its own fetus, causing both babies to die soon after. LOL
  3. this is my favorite http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend? My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant. What should I do about this?
  4. quadruplets now! i just ordered one too. maybe we could all wear them and go riding together. that would be so cute... i mean gay...
  5. John

    iPhone Rick-Rolled

    so the weakness is the retarded user base? :D
  6. all you are missing now is a kegerator.
  7. call a locksmith would probably be the best bet. i dont think dealerships like to cut keys. dunno if its a liability thing, or if they are just lazy.
  8. im waiting for the owner to come in here and post up everyone's real name like that makes him cool or something.
  9. hell it doesnt. thats the difference between murder 1 and murder 2 or manslaughter. motive plays a part in establishing intent in criminal acts.
  10. John

    Best Condoms

    only sailors use condoms... time to start shopping again....
  11. there is way too much going on there
  12. i bought a S&W MP15T a while back. i like it ive been thinking about maybe building one now,.
  13. the ESPN box score called it a fielder's choice, posada out at home... i dunno wtf is going on. the other umps should have conferred IMO. maybe they dont wanna make the 3rd base ump look bad???
  14. it was a blown call. the third base ump is asleep at the switch. both runners should have been out. it looked like he was telling A's manager that he called the lead runner out for being out of the baseline... i wish they had microphones on them.
  15. start taking 2 grams of vitamin C every 30 minutes until symptoms subside.
  16. [quote name=Isaac's Papa;354745 but' date=' but, but... football sucks. no. it doesnt.
  17. if you really wanna turn up the crazy: www.timecube.com
  18. as long as there isnt ice on the road, ill be riding to work
  19. or that they are going to use the gun for criminal purposes too IIRC.
  20. John

    Ufo

    that is my theory.
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