HotCarl

Oh and to respond to your notion that Pens fans are just as bad if not worse than Wings fans. I wont disagree. And Mario didnt really have an option 'not' to step in. He was part owner after they couldnt pay him what he was owed from his years of playing on the team. So had he not stepped in the franchise couldve gone bankrupt and moved to Kansas City. But thats all in the past and now they're playing game 7

Ok, I MIGHT give you the exception to the rule then. Im just sick of seein all of these "die hard" wings fans that just happened to start buyin wings merchandise circa '97 when they HAPPEN to break their 40 year drought of not winning the cup. But I do feel kinda bad for you, Ive known alot of hockey fans from various cities and wings fans happen to be some of the worst (yes even worse than St. Louis fans) Ive heard horror stories of death threats against Jackets fans that dare attended a game in the joe. I just hope these stories are few and far between. I went to Game 2 of the first round of the playoffs in the Joe and proudly displayed my Commodore shirt. I wasnt hassled too much but i didnt dare try and hide my affiliation either. The only trouble i got was from the drunk cougar down the isle form me who kept yelling "hey columbus, check out the scoreboard tiger". Before I left I whispered that she was gorgeous (an obvious exageration) and that the only thing that would make her look better than a jackets jersey is ropes of my semen strewn about her face. The expresssion on her face was priceless. Then I left. FUCK DETROIT!

Exactly what I was thinking, even a full size glock shouldnt look THAT enormous in a bitchs thong.

As much as I loathe both teams I think my hatred for the detroit red wings and their armada of fair weather 'oh I became a fan in '97 like everyone else' fans runs much deeper than my simple dislike of Sidney Crosby and his boyish good looks as well as Evengi Malkin and his "i may make 6 million dollars but cant afford a good dentist" smile. In conclusion I refuse to speak any sort of chant that might show my support of the igloo team and give this simple expression of my feelings... FUCK DETROIT!

He's 16 right? time to get a summer job. Tell him the only way he can play his xbox is if he gets a summer job. That will make him spend his time wisely. Hell i didnt start playing video games until after i graduated b/c my parents didnt even buy me a gaming consol, i had to buy my own with money i made.

I gotta know, what would cause this? http://poststuff5.entensity.net/060809/flash.php?media=gun.flv WARNING NWS b/c of banner ad's on the page.

Ha, I just heard on the radio he broke his nose and busted his lip. halarious.

Wow, after seeing the addition of MMS I thought I was sold but seeing all the bullshit iphones users have to put up with with service I think I'll stick with Verizon and my Voyager for now.

The bar I work at charges 15% gratuity on vacant tabs. Though the situation is shitty I'd say it could be worse, Ive seen situation's like yours in which the police were called the first thing the cops ask is if the offending party (who obviously left the bar) had a bar tab so they can track him down. If you do decide to speak to the bar, go directly to the manager or owner. If they seem like a prick you should mention filing a complaint with Visa (or mastercard, whichever logo appears on your card). Establishments can only take so many complaints before a credit card company can pull their service. So, if this is a regular occurance at this bar and you complain again for the same situation you could really fuck them over. We almost had this happen at my bar, Visa threatened to pull their service (ie, you wouldnt be able to pay your tab or anything else with a visa card) because one of our bartender's ran up someones tab after he left. That bitch is gone now obviously.

Ive run into many "well deserving dudes" in bars but refrained from knocking anyone out.

Thats why you NEVER start a fight with an open tab! Then again Im sure you couldnt really wait to close it out then knock that fucker out. Curious, why did you do it?

Bronze on a white car, definitly. Dont go black.

Negative. The bare-bones 4cylinder turbo charged variety (producing around 220hp i think) is priced around 22-23k. The v6 track package tested was around 30k. Nice car but there are alot of nice cars in the 30k range.

ZING!

Tim was this guy in our side of town around hard/sawmill rd? If so I think i know who your talking about and exactly where he lives. That little fucked rode my ass on Hard rd when I was driving with my drunk brother and his wife. Guy was a fucking asshole. Oh if your ever on Hard rd, he lives in the small apt complex across from the kindercare right by Old Bag of nails and the drive through. He always parks at the same spot and its always visible from the main road.

I never gave it a word or name but this is exactly what ive been doing since I was 21 (save for the few relationships where i actually gave it a go and was monogomous, go figure). Yes this definitly works and it works like a charm. You keep yourself entertained while 2 of the 3 get to wondering "why hasnt he called me lately?". Chasing a girl can just look desperate and pathetic so this is a perfect system. Not to mention you dont look "too available" yet you still show interest. If one dumps you or it gets weird or you lose interest simply drop her and add in a new one, the cycle never ends. Best of all should you ever get caught you can claim the 'but we're just dating' rule in which when two people are just dating they dont neccessarily have to be monogomous. Its a bit shady but it works because you know that bitch is seeing other guys but in the end who the fuck cares right? Good talk.

Damn, engaged at 23 goodluck. Well if thats not a factor, and yes your correct you can save alot, then why not? then again 18 months is a fucking long time. im guessing your doing this to save for the wedding/honeymoon etc...?

It would have to be alot. But mostly b/c of the relationship between my mother and myself. My freedom costs alot after all its kinda hard to say to a girl "hey i know we only met an hour ago but you wanna go back to my folks place and make out in the basement... dont worry its finished and i'll even turn on the blacklights"

The link said DOHC for the coupe's and SOHC for the sedan's.

Its disgusting how right you are. The last 19y/o girl i fucked was awesome but no ties, she didnt want a relationship and we were both good to go. The last 25 y/o wanted a ring... im not fucking kidding you a fucking god damn ring. Bitch was crazy. 'blame it on the goose'

Ok I'll be honest, I havent read any of the response's simply b/c i wanted to answer your question first. 1. Whether you ask her or she ask's you dont be a chump, pay for the meal. If she offer's politely decline, if she insist's simply tell her she can pay the tip if it makes her feel better. HOWEVER if your seeing this bitch for a long time and shes still making you pay for everything something wrong. 2. Sex is fucking great. But Ive always thought if she puts it out there the first date its a warning sign (that is if your looking for a relationship anyway), on the other hand if your kicking it with this girl for a few weeks and she still wont put out somethings wrong. Now if your not looking for anything serious then who cares? As far as number of dates before getting some tap tap, its up in the air for me. If I like her and want to keep her around I'll give it some time. If I dont see any potential for long term then she's just another number. Best advice I can give is no girl is the exactly the same, just try and maker her laugh or have a good time and you'll be fine.

Oh dont be a pussy I do it all the time. I've wanted to make one of these but unfortunatly I'll be out of town on that date.

When I worked in a cubicle farm, all the fucking time.

SOLD!

Much less broad daylight, in a small car, with the windows rolled down. that man is a true baller.