shittygsxr

I guess we get a preview of Magnum!! I thought you had to tame the beast before you let it out of the cage.

The guy opposite JRMIII is his big brother, he is special but we let him tag along anyways

I can go fuck up something of mine if it will make you feel better

Look at all of those stupid other people wearing leathers and stuff. They look so uncool. If I was there I would look like this guy -> and shorts too

maybe you just need a slump buster!

Plus you can get drunk with shitty and his hot nurse girlfriend.

which one?

I posted some pics a while back when I went to thailand and my favorite was the VFR 400

I had my truck busted into in broad daylight at a restaurant for my GPS unit. Was a week after I bought it. Thieves suck! Sorry to hear about your heist, man.

Make sure you don't have "home" programmed into your gps, because they will steal your garage door opener too.

Get personalized pens that say "I like to suck cock"... see how many people steal that shit!

Maybe he doesn't want to know who "likes to suck cock"

no, if you're at a bar with a bluetooth in your ear that automatically puts you in the ghey category to a woman lol

not if you tell them your are talking to your mom

Mods close the thread. Shittygsxr is the winner

red scares me. i dont think i can pull off red.

I had red hair once, because I used brown hair dye on my gray, and I didn't look as sexy as normal

Are you going to do that and help me out at the bar? Maybe hide behind the waitress and tell me what to say.

sure if we can find a fat waitress. I am sure there are some smooth dudes on this site that would be willing to help the cause.

That road is crazy!! went 71 to 60 from cleveland. 60 from millersberg to zanesville is pretty good. then got on 555 and had no idea what I was in for. All in all it was a fun day, did 460 miles. Yesturday was perfect weather.

Oh and I ran into a guy at the gas station who told my buddy that he was an idiot for having a steering damper on his ninja because apparently kawasakis are built exclusivly so you dont need them.. We didnt know what to say to him.

All in all it was an awesome day of riding though. No problems at all!

did you get that fork seal fixed?

Ok what is this Cyrano Debergerac? Is this a person or drug? No drugs please.

he was this dude with a big nose who would hide in the bushes and tell dudes what to say to chicks so that they could get laid.

True, it may have been just over a second behind as apposed to the 2 second rule. normally I do follow that rule, I guess the gap just closed quicker than I anticipated. Lesson learned.

I am glad you got your first "near miss" out of the way, now you just have the next 100 to deal with this summer

hold on I got a call

No... you ANSWERED from your work number.

well I get paid thats my excuse. If you didn't like it then why did you call back?

Bitch plaeeeze?!?......I'm the one who got a bunch of you with that # a couple months ago

I called from my work number..

I have a Viagra pen. True story.

I had a Viagra pen. True story.

The baby might be real!!! Here are some weirdos feeding it.

well, you could try a drink or 2 also. i think we should take you out to a bar and get ya lil tipsy and point you in the direction of vajayjay and make you go talk to them lol

I think we would have to get Cyrano Debergerac to help him. Maybe our first experiment need to be for observation only.

Maybe like 35%. Thats a hard question. I have never asked that before.

then go ask three girls and you are getting laid.

I am one of those guys that actually values women and respects them. I am too nice and thats why I always get in that friends zone. Sure I have lots of "girl" friends. Maybe I will find one that not looking for a dbag and just nice person.

yes you will find one that is looking for a nice guy, the only problem is she is the same girl that wouldn't date you before and has a couple of kids by one of the Dbags she used to date.

Take the Xanax or Valium and have a go at it.

Quick question for Mr.Anderson, "What percentage of girls would do you if you just walked up and asked them?"

Depends, do you have kids? If not, then yes you are ghey. Were you are a Star Wars freak? Ya know, this, the anime and the 250 could eplain why you haven't gotten laid. The chix think you are ghey and put you directly into the "friends" category.

Sam, it is all starting to make sense isn't it!

MrAnderson - you are only allowed to have so many gayisms, and they must be offset by some other awesomeness. If you want to see Harry Potter just go see it and lie to your friends and say you didn't.

I have also heard that the guy with the baby on back is quite the asshole. You just can't learn some people. Some kind of attention whore I guess.

this guy is such a 'mo, he probably can't ride either