Listen kid-
The Kitchen used to be somewhere that you only ventured when you wanted to e-skull fuck someone, or be prepared to get tag teamed by some intellectual motherfuckers that would make you look like such a god damn idiot that your own computer chair would toss you sorry faggot ass of the floor out of disgust. It was a place to call people out in a serious fashion, or inform the world that your loose sister go tag teamed my Linn, Sam and I with video evidence of us spelling your name in nut on her chest and shortly after taking a shit on your dime a dozen piece of fuck skittle before turfing your lawn on the way out.
Now, FNG's like you seem to get away with posting weak ass stories that are not even fit for a kill section. Why? Maybe the old powers at be have grown lax as time has gone on. Maybe the legit Columbus Racers no longer give a fuck about this section, and/or this site. Maybe the mods have grown tired of babysitting all the new emo haired little dick shits that keep infiltrating these, and all the forums on the internet. Only god knows at this point.
When you were told your "story" of possibly nearly killing some biker was not kitchen material-you should have apologized, and moved on. If you pulled that shit up here, you would have gotten a helmet sent through your fucking driver's window, Period.
Does that help?