coltboostin

I am not paying entry fee since it is 65$ if I remeber correctly.

WTF do they give out free blow Jobs?!?!?! Thats quite fuckign rediculous.

SlowZ06. Not stirring any pots, just want to clarify. Am I locked in to race you 60-180, or just try to not die failing to reach 180 on my own?

I was just wondering. If you are at Norwalk this yr during cofba day, we should line up for a track pass.

When is it?

I already have 10+ track days that people want me to attend. (Nice that no one is paying). We can do a roll on rt. 10 afterwords too.

Jp, what kinda of 60' are you getting when you ran that 10.7. If you dont mind tellin.

I have nothing to hide.

1.7

Although NO one, at least on CR will believe it, it is the first time I launched the car hard all year. Why you ask? It is my DD, and 98% of my racing is done on the highway from a roll. With stock trans and Autozone axels, I didn’t want to risk being down since I was without a spare tranny for last season.

I have a stack of 11x@134-135, with 1.9 60fts. I just felt it was not worth the risk. The Run would have been better if my HG (felpro stocker) was not so tweaked, but it lasted the season, and I can not complain.

:funny: I'm fuckin dyin here!

 

By the way, I have seen SlowZO6 drive that ugly piece of shit, and I don't think he could get it out of third without help. I only say this because he hasn't let me even ride in the fucker yet! You should let me roll it before I leave!!!:thumbup:

You can be a cameraman.

No my comprehension is not lacking. You say is has been clocked at or above this speed and then say its possible the car can reach this speed. and now you are saying once again the car has been clocked at over 180. But your buddy Coltboostin has this to say.

 

I will respectfully refuse. My current configuration is not owned by me anymore, and the Colt can not do it. Gunner was lieing, it can bearly break 150mph.

 

So who is not telling the truth. The guy that owns the car or the buddy of the guy who owns the car.

I am. Gunner was just trying to help me out.

Yes, I do 135mph in the 1/4, hitting the traps in the middle of 4th, but allas, I only have a 4 speed.

No 150+ for me.

I'm like Alfred E. Neuman... I don't worry.

 

I said I'd race you, and I will. I never wanted to race you, because you're a troll who gets on my nerves... so I'm not betting on the race unless my prior terms are agreeable. I will however wager $100 that says you don't hit 180 MPH confirmed by GPS or Anthony's radar gun. I will enhance this bet, should you prove me wrong by wagering another $100 on a race between your "180 MPH Colt" and my Reeboks, across three parking spots.

I will accept your terms of 100$, but why wont I be "racing" you? A jaunt to 180 is cool and all, but I ask to race you, a shoe in sicne I can not see 180, and you may see it in stock form.

Quoting WWD JUNK from the other tread:

 

C. No body parts have flown off thusfar and the car has been clocked at over 180mph.

 

And now its this:

 

The one thing those calculations do prove is that 180mph is without a doubt VERY possible.

 

Very interesting.

Yes, he was wrong. The car is incabable of such speeds.

And I'm curious at what point I was a pussy about it?

None, I will take it back to save the drama.

Want to make it worth my while? You win, I get you the full Sweet Pickles bus, Hooked on Phonics program, and send you to Sylvan learning center for a month. I win, you go home, tell all your nutswingers *you* won, thump your chest, and issue an admission of your folly on CR to follow the outline that supervenes:

 

Dear Columbus Racing,

 

I do so humbly apologize for being an assclown. I childishly baited several of your members into smacking me the fuck down because I didn't get enough attention as a child. Now that I have been put in my place, I lobby for your acceptance, and pray you will find it in your hearts to teach me to quit bastardizing the English language. I cannot control my homosexual tendencies, thus I will refrain from meeting any of you in person in the future; as you have made it clear my advances are unwelcome. Since our meeting, I have converted the Colt into a refuge for local stray animals, which as I know, is a disservice to the alley cats. In future endeavors, I will do my best to shut the hell up.

 

Sincerely,

 

Coltboostin

 

Happy holidays.

Thats cute and all, but Money works.

If you are worried, we can run for Dinner. But, again, why be?

 

The one thing those calculations do prove is that 180mph is without a doubt VERY impossible.

Fixed

 

Ok dude you took a pile of crap and did a motor swap. Yaa good for you! It is not that hard your car is said to run a good 1/4 time good for you..

If it is not that hard, why are there only a handful of such swapped 93-95 Mirage/Colt/Summits on the planet? Also, to say it is easy, is assuming you know how “non” involved it is. I know its not as cool or rare as a bolt on mustang, but it is something to do.

You have a car that is good at limited straight line runs but I bet would suck huge balls at a solo or open track event or even hauling your annoying un mature ass to work in rush hour traffic with ac. .

Its not a V8, that have tendencies to get worse in the turns as the get faster in the straight, with drag suspension, TALL gears, and extreme posies, if not drag spools. All the suspension/tire/wheel/and break modifications have done nothing but make it handle 2x better than it did before. It does not have a welded diff, and turns with the radius of a normal car. So I must ask, since you obviously know so much about my car can its set up, how do you figure?

And I daily drive it in the spring/summer/fall with no issues. No AC though.

So if you want to race someone (in a few months) then what you do it say "Hey ____ zo6 owner I want to race you " and then they will reply don't be a ass about it and annoy everone with your efferts to start drama. .

I did, and SlowZ06 was pussy at first but has now accepted the race, so as far as I am concerned, I am done here. We can iron out the stakes via PM. No drama involved.

COUNTER OFFER

 

Your nutswinging monkeyboy thnks your car can hit 206mph RIGHT NOW AS IT SITS, thanks to the magic of a top speed calculator.

 

Discounting all variables aside, I think he, you, and your car are full of shit, and your car CANNOT PHYSICALLY do 206mph. It's that simple. I will put down $100 bet to you and him, and invote anyone else to do the same, stating that:

 

JP's Colt in it's current configuration, turbo and manifold added, cannot hit 206mph. This will be not only be verified using a GPS, but using my radar gun as well.

This means as the car sits currently. No adding duct tape, a rear diffuser, underside spoilers, nothing.

 

BTW, this can be done on a cold, dry night. Tires moving that fast will bond t the road quite well.

 

You game, JP? I hope so, your faggot buddy with the manly wrestling video runs his mouth a lot on your behalf. Let's see this "calculated" 206mph.

I will respectfully refuse. My current configuration is not owned by me anymore, and the Colt can not do it. Gunner was lieing, it can bearly break 150mph.

Hell, no one knows. All I said was that he can't do 180, and now he's thumping his chest and calling me out. All is well, like I said.... if he's still around after the whooping you and Tilley put on him, he can prove it then.

I am not set up to race Sam.

So far, on D-day, it is

Me vs. Tilley

Me vs. You

IhuntV8 vs. Sam/Tilley from a dig?

Ohioko4s4 vs. Tilley.

And the rest of C-bus can spank on NE Ohio, since we only have Ohioko4s4 to swing from.

Look, you steaming pile of monkey dung... I said I'd fucking race you. Now shut the fuck up.

Sam

60-180, but he will win since I can see 180mph.

So, what are the stakes? 100$? More? I want to make this worth your wild.

Now you're just getting on my fucking nerves. I said that you can't do 180... and I stand by that. .

Then why will you not accept my race?

All you have to do is say no if you do not feel comfortable.

But, seeing as you are guaranteed to see 180, and I, well can not, you would a either stupid, or pussy, to not accept. I challenge you with a situation that is impossible for me to win, and you are backing down?

Is it not so readily apparent that the entire collective Columbus Racing student body swings off the nuts of "Team ZO6"?

 

Pot meet kettle.

Who I STILL say is the fastest (add Tinman and Pikey's Ghost).

And no one can come up with hard evidence to prove me wrong.

I will pay u money to get you and your nutswinging friends to shut the fuck up til spring then prove your point like a man and stop whining like a bitch.

Setting up a race is whining? You guys do it differently in C-bus.

He claims I cant see 165, he is right. I am setting up a race. How am I whining?

If you look in dictionay.com under the term whining, you will see this....

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?p=254919#post254919

WAAAHahaha, BAN Coltboostin, he is trying to set up a race, wAHAHAHA!!!

:funny: :funny:

As for the nutswinging, they don’t need to. Half the people that post will be faster than I next year.

Well, Justin Wilson, I GAR-UN-TEE that I don't need videos. It's a well established and accepted fact that a Z06 can break 170 MPH with ease. Seeing as they are so easy to find, quit swinging your e-cock and post the fucking video already. Give it up. I suppose next you're going to tell us that your $3000 Colt pulls 2.5g on a skidpad, runs the standing 1/4 in 7 seconds, doesn't need a parachute because of the 24" Brembo brakes on it, and you don't suck cock... none of which I or anyone else here believe. Speaking of doing your research, figure out what 270 is about before running your yapper. Happy Holidays.

To sum it up, SlowZ06 claims the Colt can not see 165, let alone 180mph. I agree, its a tin can that would fall apart at 100mph (in his words)

That being said, You want to sign up for a race?

60-180, GPS verified, video taped. I will give you the hit. I would say this is easy money, since it is impossible my car could do it, let alone faster than your prized Z06, right?

Lets see if his car will back up his mount.

hehehehe shhhh they only know about Jamies...

Hey, I have seen that turbo.

And that motor.

In TWO local cars. :grin2:

I think thats your problem. You bought a BEATER, obviously got it cheap and its over 10 years old, its' gonna have problems. I think your being to picky since its not pretty like your miata. Shit, I'll come pick up the car from you if you hate it that much. PM me....

No, VW's are just piles of crap.

I have a 91 Mazda 323, 148k, Absolutly F-in Mint in every way (drive and comforts wise.). Not one issue in the 2+ years I have had it.

http://www.nationaltrailraceway.com/apcm/templates/results.asp?articleid=972&zoneid=63

 

just for you colt!!!!!! a list of all the big dogs!lol

Wow, dem cars be crazy fast.

So, is there a general consensus on who is the King, or not? I'll make it even simpler.

On the Highway=

From a dig=

Colt!!!

 

There are several groups of racers in this town, can you even understand what im sayying!

 

 

Just this year,

Some off the faster guys from out east have been on the west side , and haven't even seen some off the faster shit over here and in the south end.

 

Not every one gets on The interweb !

 

I stated that I more than understood that in my post. Lets try for a 3rd time.

AGAIN

 

Lets say hypothetically, that this guy, the King of the Streets, really is not on the site. I would assume one of you all, the people of the local scene, should still know this mythical beast right? I just want someone to step up, point a finger, and say THIS is it.

 

Fuck post a pic or something, it is 2005, and EVERYTHING is on the net. This 7sec 180+mph street sweeper must be somewhere....

 

Its really that simple. If people can all sit and say oh, 2 GT47's on a V8 might be nice, but you will be a LONG WAY OFF from the king of the street, the only way to compare such a thing, is to KNOW WHO THE KING OF THE STREET IS! Otherwise, there is no comparison available.

Would you like to give reading my post a try again, and respond accordingly? Thanks much.

Ok first off dumbass a lot of racers don't get on the interweb! most ive talked to have been on here at one point or another but are soon to find out how much B.s. goes on here and Do not come back due to the way they are treated!

 

Most of the fast shit should be out of town at a race somewhere, don't you think!

 

But sorry I forgot , all you want to do is start shit like everyone else!

Did you miss this?

Lets say hypothetically, that this guy, the King of the Streets, really is not on the site. I would assume one of you all, the people of the local scene, should still know this mythical beast right? I just want someone to step up, point a finger, and say THIS is it.

 

Fuck post a pic or something, it is 2005, and EVERYTHING is on the net. This 7sec 180+mph street sweeper must be somewhere....

 

 

Until someone has some story with witnesses or video, in the words of the great Dr.Z06 himself..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prove me wrong.

Thank you. Try again.