Scotty2Hotty

Might be getting me a Ford aswell, 2010 F150 Raptor. Got to love the military sales program Either way, Ford is about the only American company making a variety of vehicles, and not to mention models that are half way exciting.

I say let these crazy women buy you lunch, dinner, drinks and slob on the knob. It's only cheating if you bust a nut inside her. Besides, I don't think an innocent lip stick ring around the cock is anything to start divorce papers over.

I've always liked the Jeep Grand Cherokees, but I'm thinking about the SUV market myself as a possibility of my next vehicle. I still love the 07+ Tahoe's and the older body style GMC Yukon Denali's. If I had the $$$$ it would be an Audi Q7 all the way, but most people I know are very happy with the Envoy/Trailblazer line up. I'd personally go for the Envoy to get a few more perks.

What snow?

Reason why cougars are that much more fun to nail and not feel bad about.

This thread makes me fear for Greg's sexual orientation.

All the 101st rifles were done by Smith Enterprises aka Crazy Horse Rifles. Check it out when you get a chance. Pretty standard with a Leupold Mark 4, some trigger/barrel work, stocks and bipods. Almost the same set up on my M14 in Iraq, just mine still rocked the wooden stock.

2010 Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport Convertible Base Price: $58,580 As Tested: $71,815 Type: 2-passenger, rear-wheel-drive, 2-door convertible Engine: 6.2L V8 Power: 436 hp, 428 lb-ft torque-Weak Transmission: 6-speed manual MPG: 16 city/26 hwy What do you think of the Grand Sport? ***NOT worth $70K for a stock LS3***

Do you speak of the worked over M24's or might you be talking about the M110? The M110 is quickly being put to good use by the 173rd boys out of Italy, among a few other airborne lawn dart units. The SQDM rifles in some units are just worked over M16A4's topped off with a 4X32 ACOG (Basically a TA31). Now they are utilizing the MK262 ammo which should be the 77 grain Black Hills. http://razoreye.net/mirror/ammo-oracle/AR15_com_Ammo_Oracle_Mirror_files/heavymatch_s.jpg Went from Nossler to the SMK for the MK262mod1

Built by peasants, for peasants. That's what you should know about the Avtomat Kalashnikov of 1947.

You forgot to add the words, "LOOKIN ASS" in front of it. Some of you I know have never been in the military, but I know from my experiences, the Army as a whole is one giant pot of shit. Being per say almost like a giant disfunctional family, there were more "slurs" said amongst each other to shake a stick at. If heard from an outsider as to how we talked, it would look like straight up biggotry and racism. We all knew it wasn't a malicious thing, nor was it meant to be taken in a bad way. People too often do get butt hurt about something that isn't PC (Politically Correct) nowadays. I like to think society has done itself a favor, but America being America, it's not going to go away 100%. Brian pretty much covered everything for the most part. PS- I'm an equal opportunity hater.

If kept clean and uncluttered with the normal CR bullshit, I want to see this develop. It's actually kind of a reverse on the normal racism spin.

What's wrong with a mustang dyno?

100% true to a point. This is one reason I don't go shooting with people I don't know. I'm always cautious on every civilian range for this reason. In the Army, I have run many ranges as a range safety. I watched each and every individual in my lanes like a hawk. One slip = my boot upside your head, and me yanking your ass off my range.

No such thing as an accident with a firearm. It's neglegence and stupidity combined.

I'll post pics of real shooting from Indiana.

I like to serve as somewhat of a brofessor in the art of man code. I like to brommunicate all that I have learned to others.

Welcome. Nice Audi!

Take money. Buy Cabin in WV/Kentucky close to mountains. Buy Weapons/AMMO/FOOD Make moonshine and be happy.

Name, rank, and testicle position is all the info I will give probing GF's. She could be Megan Fox for all I care, no info should be released to the GF if it is to present a possible risk to him. Bros before hoes.

Amen.

THAT JUST HAPPENED!

100% agreed. I doubt I'll kick the bug, but as of now I'd rather have a comfortable, quick (some may say fast), and practical vehicle. If you can drive the car/truck you love all year around, that would be great. I'm trying to accomplish something of that nature, but it's probably going to boil down to owning a Truck and a "FUN CAR".

MAN CODE 2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. 4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw". 7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. 10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it. 14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean. 15. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything! 20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles. 26. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time. 29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response. 32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine. 33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary. 37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about. 38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was. 41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser) 43. The only time dicking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. (exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved). 44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be. 46. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary. 47. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror. 48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method. 52. Masturbate often. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour) 53. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe. 61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night. 69. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (threesome with two girls) * with every set of laws, there are appropriate punishments. If any man shall happen to break any one of these codes, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess. ****SHORT VERSION OF IMPORTANCE*****

I posted this for a majority of the whipped/married guys. It seems that one vagina tends to lead a man astray of his true duties in life. Put it in the bank.