A husband and wife are laying in bed. The man rips a huge fart, wife asks "what was that?" He replies, "touchdown 7 points" Next the wife rips one and says "touchdown, 7 to 7" A little later the man blows ass again and shouts, "touchdown 14 to 7" So the wife, trying to even up, passes a little squeak. The husband looks with dissapointment and she says "field goal, 14 to 10" Now the husband, trying all to hard, blows ass only to shit in the bed. The wife screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?", He says, "halftime switch sides"!