Cleveland area FTW (216): Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word? (440): Probably. (216): I'm in. (216): when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account (1-216): damn...impressive bar tab (216): no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer (216): ok i said sorry. what else do you want? (740): 100 blowjobs (440): obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night (440): just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy. (440): Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues. (330): She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning. (330): First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down (330): when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk (330): now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me