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I dunno... this alcohol thing must be pretty serious when you TELL people about OVI checkpoints and still net 5 DUIs. http://tmcnews.blogspot.com/2010/08/ovi-checkpoint-nets-7-arrests.html That, or people are dumb.... seriously, dumb.

I'd ask Obama to mow my lawn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ffzVqh5H4

Atmosphere is white.

LoTGoD's list seems decent. Props for mentioning "Atmosphere" - I'm pretty sure if the beat dropped I could recite the first talking verse to 90% accuracy.

Float on? Really? I could see that as a drinking song, but not a canyon carving, adrenaline rushing, redlining, psyche you up-song

You can't find a picture of a waffle folded over on itself from right to left?

Who wants to trade some paint on big wheels? I'm down. I'll even let you pick the hill.

Supernerdsayswhat?

An implantable chip powered by body heat/vibration after your 2nd DUI that broadcasts your location and what your offense was. This information would be picked up by a TomTom/Garmin type device (to be built into vehicles / watches / cell phones in the future) that would alert you to GTFO off the road. Chips would be updated with other/more offenses as necessary.

This -----^ is a great idea. Make stickers and slap them on vehicles mirrors as you split them at 120mph. I might also add another line to ask them WTF they're doing on my personal closed course (I270).

A torch. Thermal expansion on whatever has the death grip on the axle. Be careful not to overheat though. You'll weaken your axle and probably damage whatever parts around it. Or, opposite effect Wait until wintertime? Thermal contraction. Park your bike in the walk-in beer freezer at the gas station overnight, then try to beat it out. Either way, it sounds like you might be in the market for a replacement axle for what you're going to have to do to get it removed since all the easy fixes haven't worked. Just try not to break anything too expensive, like your wheel or swingarm in the process. Break the cheapest part you have to, to get it out.

Regardless of circumstances... the cagers are always wrong. Always.

Edit: Rubber mattress cover NOT included.

It's not misspelled... it's an article from the UK (so, maybe it is misspelled?) I even started the thread in the Political sections because I know that's where it's going to end up. You're welcome http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1303298/Repeat-offender-person-life-drink-driving-ninth-conviction.html Thoughts?

I'll take all the free LBTS bumps I can get. I'd much rather have one of you ORDN yahoos come by and pick this up than all the weirdos off Craigslist. At least I know what to expect when an ORDN member shows up. @ Sam.

Anyone? This is my g/fs couch she inherited and wants to get out of the spare room. I'll answer all questions best I can, and I'll try not to judge you for your desire to have a green couch. http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fuo/1888092676.html Green sleeper sofa (full size mattress) Sleephaven by Flexsteel. Couch is 4 years old. Couch and mattress like new- has always been kept in a spare room office. Mattress with air mattress attached is very comfortable unlike many sleeper sofas! Easy to inflate/deflate. Air pump included. Location: Elyria it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Same difference. Not sleeping in my own bed = spending money to sleep in someone elses... and no one mentioned hookers, so I'm not really getting any bang for my buck (pun intended). I only sleep somewhere other than my bed, if work pays for it.

As fun as it sounds... no, I won't be making this. No $$$ and no time this year.

True. True.

I see what you're doing there...

I was in Mansfield today visiting the folks and my ol' mans Buell has been acting up for awhile. It's a 1999 X1 Lightning with 4092 miles on it. Symptoms: - Rough idle (assuming it idles, most of the time it dies after a few seconds) - Sputters / spits / coughs during operation - Won't get above 4k rpm no matter how hard I wrench the throttle - Basically runs like crap under any load Note: We had the airbox off during these tests and it makes a horrendous chuffing / popping sound when getting in/out of the throttle. Is there something about those airboxes that they need to run restricted? ie. not open to the air? Things we've checked - *My brother told me he cleaned the spark plugs and plug wires have been checked *Removed the fuel tank and checked the fuel pump resistance (approx. 2.6 ohms, seems normal? Should be pulling 3A @ 14V -- 2.6ohms makes it close, so it's about half the resistance it should be). I did note that the fuel pump sounds odd when it primes itself before the bike starts. *Resistance of both fuel injectors = 13.6 ohms *TPS sensor resistance from 800 ohm to 2.1 kohm *Replaced fuel in fuel tank with some VP Blue my dad had lying around (bad gas ruled out) *Fuel filter OK *Held the Infrared Temp gun to both headers about the same distance from the exhaust (near the head) and they read about the same temp (260*), so we ruled out "single cylinder operation" I still think it's the fuel pump, or maybe the engine temp sensor. I took it for a ride down the driveway and back (approx 1/2 mile) and it finally threw some codes. Put a Jumper on the diagnostic port... threw blink codes 11 (TPS sensor), 13 (O2 sensor), and 33 (Fuel Pump). My ol' man says he might just bite the bullet and drop it off at Hales HD to have it fixed (This, coming from the same guy who works on CBXs, can sync 6 carbs and work on those massive valvetrains) . He's just getting frustrated he bought American and is now regretting it. I'd like to think we can avoid the dealership...Any ideas? TIA ORDN crew.

They make me do that when I'm showing chord! Dicks.

Hide the white wimmenz!!! HBD Homes.