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Wow.. looking at that chart... WTF happened in 2001? Everything was trending POSITIVE before that.

If you didn't figure it out from his avatar, you're slow. Feels good man.

Have fun at your trackday!!!

This thread provided some moderate lulz for today. B+

6 Completely Legal Ways The Cops Can Screw You http:///www.cracked.com/article_18620_6-completely-legal-ways-cops-can-screw-you.htmlI <3 cracked.com as much as theonion.com

The mind sex was incredible ...for you. And, while I'd like to think my game is strong -- I need to get with your man so he can mentor me on how to train mine to mow my yard. My feathered fedora is tipped toward his pimpness.

Counterpoint: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/beth-armogida/how-to-piss-off-crazy-tea_b_605083.html So it's "Fair and Balanced", sweetheart.

Locals enjoy Mid-Ohio Short trip to pick up wins a big benefit to area riders http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/article/20100712/SPORTS/7120311/Locals-enjoy-Mid-Ohio I'm not worried, I know STT-Brian will be able to get KTM parts cheap.

Bump - and thanks to whoever the Mod is that keeps changing the date for me -- You could probably just put (recurring) and I'll just continue to use this thread to bump/remind people. If the weather is nice, I'm planning on running the Hayabusa this Wednesday (July 14th) and I convinced a couple other buddies to go -- so anyone here is interested, maybe I'll see you out there. $12 race or watch.

I'll get back with you as the day approaches. Honestly, I might take it if it's not gone by the 17th or 18th.

@ Jagr

Chinese outsourcer seeks U.S. workers with IQ of 125 and up http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9178913/Chinese_outsourcer_seeks_U.S._workers_with_IQ_of_125_and_up Chinese companies renting white people http://www.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/06/29/china.rent.white.people/index.html?hpt=C1

My wit is running low lately - my apologies. I need to clear my mind of some things, MJ's all but whipped, and my g/f has been riding me about the dreaded "M" word. Scares the bejeebus outta me.

"The danger to America is not <fill in the blank of someone who has political views different than yours (name1)> but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the <position held (position1)>. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an <name1><position1> than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their <position1>. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. <name1>, who is a mere symptom of what ails America . Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a <name1>, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their <position1>." Funny how that's ALL true no matter whos name and position you put in there since it lacks any substance or fact - merely generalities. Edit: Looks like Magz beat me to it. But I didn't want to put GWB in there because all the people who still use that as a political crutch as they sarcastically say: "It's Bush's fault" If they only knew how misplaced their sarcasm really is. History - learn it.

You didn't even say "spoiler alert" Pauly.

Worst game of Russian Roulette EVAR

I'll have to let Jason know about the scheduling conflicts with the Superbike Week (assuming he does another one next year).