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<I have no witty response for that - it's a lose-lose> Continue with your regularly scheduled thread.

Mathis is my favorite TV judge by far.

*pimp slap* Quiet down, ho'

You need to concoct a scheme to get you ON the show. Free trip! Jerry Springer - "Nut Up or Shut Up" edition

I'm sure SOMETHING could be arranged... Yo n00b, What's your sister look like?

Surprise surprise... Don's in here speaking the Holden gospel...

Did he threaten to knock your teeth out with his one-eyed wonder weasel? That's a two-for, sexual harassment and threat of violence... Jackpot points on that one, son.

You owe him double the happy endings next time he comes over for a massage.

Sam will not be pleased.

Matt... get an SV650S, it'll be like having the power of your Vulcan but handle like it's on rails. That would be a good cheap starter sportbike for you. Car wise, why not just get a cheap econobox and beat the shit out of it (Chevy Cruze, Malibu, V6 Camaro) until you're ready for another cheap econobox when the warranty is up? Cars are overrated anyway if you're looking to be economical about things.

Is this a paid endorsement? I have to check.

This made me You need to post more often

thread. Thanks CMRemaly!

be monitoring this

. CIA will now

Yea, but did you notice it opened -$0.17, from yesterday's close [Though, to be fair, that could be within the realm of normal stock price overnight fluctuation] I'll blame it on the SP bump!

I think the point we're making was what wrillo already said - I don't think anyone really wants to see you use your kneecaps as frame sliders.

Wrillo would be the lightest in the group... So he's got that going for him.

That's who you sound like. You'd have to beg Kev and Steve... and you'll be the one driving, since we're all up here in NEO - or you can be on our team, in monetary spirit.

Idea = Full of win right therrrre That's probably the best we're going to do in this thread as far as good ideas. Better close it up. /thread

Didn't you know... he's got friends at Cycle Search... they'll hook him up with as many salvage title bikes as he needs to get that first wheelie going. Anyone going to be interested in a k7 750 race bike project in a few weeks?

750s can't wheelie. Silly n00b. But if you insist on trying... get going, then take it up to about 13mph in, pull the clutch, bounce it off the rev limiter, then drop the clutch. It may pull the front wheel a solid 1.5" off the ground, if you're lucky. YUTTTTTT UGH!!!!!

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