Gump

Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer. “Shit Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" “Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?’ I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a sexy night gown. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey...... On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am!

Yep, I'm good. Just all seasons, but it does great however it does it putting traction to the non-spinning wheels. Just pulled an Integra up and out of my drive.

Ace Ventura: Bubble wrap alarm

Suck it is putting it nicely.

Agree , WV's turning to shit. Dropped from 50 degrees to 34 in 30 miles.

Hey man...don't Be jealous of the go go power of the subie's.

50 degrees in Ripley WV. Quit snowing and sleeting at the Ohio/wv border. Miles north of that was shit.

You get free arms care insurance, free life insurance but its pretty particular on how it will pay out, must be traveling to an NRA sponsored event or die while hunting or shooting et cetera. Arms care insurance is worth it if you're young. Several discounts for hotels, rental cars and random businesses listed on the NRA site offer discounts to members as well.

Spent the day at the parents with family. Got 1 pair of winter socks, money a month ago from dad, tupperware kit, fruit basket, a big metal tin with a outdoor scene on it containing sewing supplies, a bag of dog toys and my grandmother or grandfathers plastic duck that quacks when you walk by if it wasn't broke, all from my mom. Good times. Actual Christmas number 2 at mom and dads with more brothers and seesters is not until Sunday, since we hold off until my girls can be there.

Wv, me too. Figures

+1. I despise working or fixing on things anymore. Did it since I was very very young, my father had and has no strength in his hands, I was the mule.

Must of came in from the barn when I fed. Big red 3" swelling below my surgery knee, the other few are raised white bite spots. I'm good, its past the high point, highly annoyed all night but sadly it's a refreshing change of pain instead of the constant knee crap. Just glad it's not summer.

Did, thanks!

Got a spider bite on each arm and my foot. Every limb itches like crazy past the elbow or knee. Little bastards.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Ya, that's one nut job that should lose his guns for life. And they both lied on a report I imagine.

That seriously pisses me off. Stupid, stupid, stupid. The dog was fleeing after it was caught. Dumb fat ass control officer should of handled the scene. All 3 retards should lose their job and pay dearly. They need to be cart pushers.

Ditto, gotta pay to play those. Nice ride though. Congrats.

Nice gift! Beats socks anyday!

Ban ovaries!!!!

Your coyotes must be smarter than those around me or perhaps the number of coyotes vs. their access to good habitat is different. My point was, moderation. Just because you see an animal don't assume it's a come back or overpopulation unless you research habitat loss as well. You're simply eliminating your competition and of course if they threaten livestock take them out. Didn't see shit change on my property and I don't freak out and think it needs killed when I see one. Maybe you had an abundunce of raptors move in. It took federal protection to bring them back and they have the same stereotype coyotes do.

Those little bastards are a pain in the butt. They live in my barns and filled a full size filing cabinet with butternut walnuts. Now they are filling the space between the old roof and new roof. Often called Piney squirrels.

Wy not publish who owns sex toys. They could spread aids. Or publish the addresses of gays.

Me too. Cheap ass combs though.

I'm just glad they banned switch blades... Just think how many lives were saved.