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Gump

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  1. I say tell her you got a raise, get a b.j. , and call it special. Don't make a big deal about it, so shwe doesn't thin k it's a lot. If she asks just give round-a-bout answers. No details. If she is the normal woman, she will need to know every detail, but just tell her it's best for all of mankind if you don't disclose the information. If she pesists, reply with (in Jack Nickolson voice) YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH".

    Tell her in the car......Roadhead is best.....

  2. Money....It's no ones business but yours....Even if you were married..

    IF they took money out of marriage their would be fewer marriages and divorces and ruined families..treat her or him as a business partner when it comes to real property..take care of each other but what's yours is yours and hers is hers, what you choose to share is all good. the marriage laws are full of bologna. Sure i want a divorce since i get half your stuff i didn't work for...sorry been there..not gonna happen again. money has nothing to do with love.

    Ya i'd tell her but not because i felt i had to because i wanted to.

  3. If i had not been done hunting i'd of called the game warden on their asses. the 3 guys dragging the deer thru the property as i was driving home that i spoke to didn't have a clue. 9acre A hole neighbor thinks he owns the hollar, sends his crew thru my woods but his pussy ass is always hiding on his property or tresspassing on someone who he knows is not home. This weekends muzzleloader hunting season, i don't have a muzzleloader but i'll be hunting them. desrespectful b.s. i should be able to come home and go hunting and know there hasn't been ten guys thru it.

  4. Every alien and god that I've met wore a rolex ring-watch. If I remember correctly some called it a ratch (pronounced rot-ch) and others called it a ring (pronounced- crotch) :dunno:.

    i'm not sure on the pronunciations but you are dead on reagarding the other stuff. it was worn on the finger most of the time..

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