The unmistakable high-pitched sound of the fuel pump priming just before starting the engine. If there was ever a prelude to ultimate bliss, that would be it.
Turtle Wax Bug and Tar Remover works well for me. Spray on, let it sit, and scrub with a soft kitchen pad/sponge. Leaves a light film, so you'll want to follow up with a clean cloth. I usually apply the product before washing the car.
Perhaps someone would fancy a sidecar for their oxygen tank?!!? http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/Nursing-Home-Residents-Form-a-Biker-Gang-84805857.html
If you look hard enough, you can get Alpinestars GP Pros for that kind of money ($149.00 pricepoint). See ebay link. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Alpinestars-GP-PRO-Gloves-Red-White-Size-LARGE-NEW_W0QQitemZ260554467022QQcmdZViewItemQQptZApparel_Merchandise?hash=item3caa41a6ce