Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I grow a big beard every fall and keep it till riding season...in years past I've had issues with acne under it, dandruff, itching and wild hairs.This year I'm using beard balm and it's some damn good stuff. Hand made by a guy I used to work with right here in ohio. It smells good, softens your beard, helps to manage fly away hairs and moisturizes the skin underneath. If you grow a big beard in the winter I highly recommend this stuff.https://www.etsy.com/listing/177504106/the-beardsmans-mate-beard-balm-2-ounce?ref=cat_gallery_1&ga_search_query=beardsmans+mate&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all Edited October 23, 2014 by CrazySkullCrusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 How does it work on ass crack hair? Can you have your buddy put some on you and report back to us? Thank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 How does it work on ass crack hair? Can you have your buddy put some on you and report back to us? Thank.Idk, don't think that's what this product is designed for....if you have a persistent itching sensation in your ass I suggest you a: wipe more thoroughly. B: check for anal fissures/other signs of rectal trauma. Or c: get checked for herpes or genital warts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 How does it work on ass crack hair?Can you have your buddy put some on you and report back to us?Thank. It only works in this case…IF…you shave your ass hairs every spring and then grow them back thick and luxurious in the fall. In either case, I'd bet you could find some documentation of this process somewhere on YouTube!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Idk, don't think that's what this product is designed for....if you have a persistent itching sensation in your ass I suggest you a: wipe more thoroughly. B: check for anal fissures/other signs of rectal trauma. Or c: get checked for herpes or genital warts.Anal fissures. That cracked me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 It only works in this case…IF…you shave your ass hairs every spring and then grow them back thick and luxurious in the fall. In either case, I'd bet you could find some documentation of this process somewhere on YouTube!!!My ass crack hairs grow in thick and luxurious all year long...it's like having John Stamos ' s locks living behind my yam bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Anal fissures. That cracked me up!How apropos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 There must be a grooming forum somewhere that would appreciate this type of thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Pretty sure grooming forums draw the line at anal fissures.I was just trying to pass along a good product that until I found, I didn't know existed. Maybe I thought more members on here grew out their beards like a real man...maybe I was wrong...in any case you should take that up with whoever is behind you holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read and comment on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm about to write a tooth paste review...let me gather my thoughts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 let me gather my thoughts.That shouldn't take long. Don't forget your thimble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 ^^^ glad someone is enjoying this as much as I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 That shouldn't take long. Don't forget your thimble.Butt hurt?? Here is an excellent product you should try. Should we expect a review? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Not butthurt at all, with the luxurious mane of Stamos surrounding my balloon knot childish insults and trollery are deflected into the pasty white wasteland of my buttcheeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Always wanted a beard and it grows super fast but I can't draw anything let alone shave a straight line. How do you start the lines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 grew out their beards like a real man.Don't be mad. I didn't even make fun of you trying to "butch up" your grooming product review with the "real man" comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Always wanted a beard and it grows super fast but I can't draw anything let alone shave a straight line. How do you start the lines?Go to a barber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mango_sv Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 My beard is ridiculous. It's bad when grown men and bearded ladies stop you to admire it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx3vfr Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Time for the what kind of razor you use thread. This shit is so 2006. Anyway. Merkur DE with russian gillette or some Israeli blade. Handmade british cream. Handmade british lotion and a badger hair brush, not sure of make. It saves so much money and I don't need some product off etsy that's most likely bacon fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Time for the what kind of razor you use thread. This shit is so 2006. Anyway. Merkur DE with russian gillette or some Israeli blade. Handmade british cream. Handmade british lotion and a badger hair brush, not sure of make. It saves so much money and I don't need some product off etsy that's most likely bacon fat.It's actually coco butter, Shae butter, grape seed oil and some other stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Does it work on hobo living under a bridge beards? Because that's about as good as I can muster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Depends...are we talking 1930's wine-o with all his possessions in a sack on a pole hobo or present day bath salts and malt liquor, throws his shit at you hobo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claine650 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 This thread is hilarious. Gave me a very good laugh, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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