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[motocat12]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/refugees-europe-migrants-shelters-gay-asylum-seekers-attack-abuse-lgbt/

Now we have people claiming asylum, from asylum camps, from asylum their country. 

Somethings wrong with the picture of these folks fleeing "oppression".

[motocat12]

http://now.howstuffworks.com/2016/02/26/the-2017-ford-fusion-v6-sport-will-skip-potholes

[motocat12]

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/4d764f7fd24e4b0b9164d08a41586d60/google-self-driving-car-strikes-public-bus-california

1st at fault accident, sensors hacked by sewer drain sandbags.

[Casper]

Teens arrested on poisoning charges... for putting crushed red peppers in teacher's soda. 

http://nbc4i.com/2016/02/29/middle-school-students-accused-of-poisoning-teacher-after-putting-pepper-flakes-in-her-soda/

[motocat12]

18 minutes ago, Casper said:

Teens arrested on poisoning charges... for putting crushed red peppers in teacher's soda. 

http://nbc4i.com/2016/02/29/middle-school-students-accused-of-poisoning-teacher-after-putting-pepper-flakes-in-her-soda/

Florida... Jeb and Rubio need to get back and work on Spice Control.

[Casper]

An 87-year-old former postman has been proven to have fathered over 1,300 illegitimate children after a private investigator hired by a Tennessee family discovered the shocking truth.

http://infamoustribune.com/dna-tests-prove-retired-postman-1300-illegimitate-children/

[motocat12]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3496276/Fat-academic-activist-Cat-Pause-host-radio-Friends-Marilyn-goes-world-tour.html

'We deserve the same rights as thin people': Meet the proudly plump woman who believes 'fat activism' is a 'civil rights movement'

[motocat12]

Don't worry kids, this is the new normal.

New York college moves to strip gender markings from all bathrooms

" The act expressed years of pent-up frustration that in lower Manhattan, at one of the most liberal colleges in the country"

What do they want? Tampons dispensers in the male sex restrooms. When do they want it. On their period days.

Edited March 30, 2016 by motocat12

[motocat12]

CHP car chase ends in fa18 hornet crash...

http://abc30.com/news/chp-chase-ends-in-fatal-crash-into-a-f-a-18-at-nas-lemoore/1270233/

[motocat12]

http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2016/04/05/columbus-ohio--man-wearing-ironic-shirt-wanted-for-stuffing-security-system-down-pants.html

Thief doesn't want anyone stealing his haul. Has plenty of extra space in his pants.

[motocat12]

Homemade skateboard rocket explodes, kills student

https://www.yahoo.com/news/1-dead-1-hurt-model-rocket-explodes-school-084933712.html?nhp=1

It's just a clock/skateboard I made, Will sue if you call police...

 

[motocat12]

Speaking of Ass,

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/antonin-scalia-school-of-law-renamed-due-to-awkward-acronym/

[motocat12]

They wish they were shooting blanks.(track running)

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2016/04/07/officials-worry-blank-shortage-could-silence-starts.html

[motocat12]

Daily PC college craziness.

Ohio University Wants to Impose Cultural Sensitivity Training After Students Wrote 'Trump 2016' on Free Speech Wall

[motocat12]

Play this game and win a job!

Current employees don't play on their phones enough during the day? Hire new ones through, playing on their phones.

[motocat12]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/mother-loses-battle-to-name-her-daughter-cyanide-because-it-was-the-drug-that-killed-hitler/news-story/4ea37b00c89f623d0e8cede4e60d09cf

[motocat12]

 Latinos United for a Change (LUCHA) suggested white ISU students to “head to the doctor” to be examined for white privilelge(sic).

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/04/13/we-are-working-hard-to-eradicate-the-disease-why-group-of-iowa-state-students-are-advising-white-peers-to-head-to-the-doctor/

[motocat12]

Students Censor ‘Zoolander 2’ Screening Because Film Pokes Fun at ‘Marginalized Identities’

Another free speech battle won...

Edited April 20, 2016 by motocat12

[motocat12]

Britain issues travel warning for LGBT travelers visiting North Carolina and Mississippi

Their feelings may be in danger?

Edited April 21, 2016 by motocat12

[motocat12]

SJW fired... because she's white. Wasn't that the plan...oh, for other white people only?

http://thefederalist.com/2016/04/25/melissa-click-mizzou-fired-me-because-im-white/

[motocat12]

A federal regulation will require that all airports that service over 10,000 passengers per year install a pet relief area in every terminal by this August.

http://nbc4i.com/2016/05/02/dogs-getting-airport-bathrooms-of-their-own/

[motocat12]

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/doctor-aims-perform-head-transplant-2017-experts-remain/story?id=33775323

[motocat12]

http://ecowatch.com/2016/05/12/devils-hole-death-valley-fish/

Drunks in golf cart in the hottest place in america kill worlds rarest fish, who have an underwater home security camera.

[motocat12]

http://gawker.com/close-your-porn-tabs-before-posting-screenshots-to-your-1776955238

Congressional Campaign Page(VA)

[motocat12]

Epic headline or epic reference stretch. Maybe if they had a meme of him dancing with an arrow through his head?

http://www.npr.org/2016/06/06/480906009/was-this-the-last-weekend-at-bernie-s-house-of-hope