Humor for the Day 09/20/05

[Casper]

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

 

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

 

The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

 

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

 

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

 

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

 

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

 

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

 

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

 

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

 

Mine is Sloopy Snicklelips.

[excell]

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[AJ]

cheesey rhinobutt, does that mean you can call me Mr. Hardass?

[Casper]

Chris, you're just pissed because your name is Dorfus Gizzardhump.

[Lustalbert]

Cheesey Chucklefanny

So my ass laughs alot and it smells like cheese?

[morabu]

sloppy farkletush!

[Ziggy1647545504]

Sloopy Chickensquirt...

[302Powered]

Goober Snicklebutt

[blazinjr]

Sleezy Gizzardsprinkles

[burgels]

Snickle Chuckledoodle - I sound like a laughing cookie

[Kevin R.]

Sneezy Dippinlips

 

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[Chad is Dead]

Snickle Farkledunkin

[Rotarded1647545491]

Goober Pottytush

[AngryBMW]

Dorfus Snicklebrains

-Marc

[Art]

Tootsie PottyDoodle

[Guest rperry74]

Dumbo Chickendoodle

[Cougar1647545494]

Dorfus Farkletush :/