anyone got a metro for sale

[Guest FBody Addict]

come on, someone has to have one, found one for 300, anyone got a better price, it could be spray painted 15 colors and only be running on 3 cylinders (it's a joke if you know about metro engines) i don't care about rust or missing windows, although i would prefer a 2 door

 

or even one of the ford trilogy of dorkmobiles, festiva, fiesta, or the other one

 

this car will look funny as hell, i'm going to cover it in laminate (like the stuff they make countertops out of) if it is covered in rust

 

if you have one for sale, call me at the number below, don't post a reply, i'm no computer jockey and am on maybe once a month