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we were having this discussion here at work.how do you guys think would win in a fight. Chuck Norris or Yoda (with force and light saber). the obvious answer Chuck Norris. that there some chuck haters here. So I though I would bring up here.

 

Discuss.

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Since Yoda can see into the future, unless the dark side was clouding his vision, he would know the Z06 is on it's way.. side step it, and Mr. Norris would be hit.

But.... this wouldn't kill Chuck. He would jump in his Colt, and chase down the Z06. But alas, before claiming his inevitable victory, the G forces created by the Colt's acceleration would cause his body to implode.

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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

 

if he can survive re-entery i doubt getting hit by a car will do little to him.

 

 

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

 

and

 

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

 

so all of your ideas are flawed

 

and no yoda couldn't use the jedi mind trick on chuck norris that stuff only works on simple minded people. (like mustang owners :) )

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Since Yoda can see into the future, unless the dark side was clouding his vision, he would know the Z06 is on it's way.. side step it, and Mr. Norris would be hit.

 

 

 

hahaha. +1

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If yoda can see into the future, he could see the roundhouse kick to the face coming, move out of the way, let the zo6 run over chuck norris, hop in his mustang, and race the vette

 

Wouldn't work. Chuck Norris is faster than the future. What Yoda would see is an alternative, Chuck-less future. While Yoda was viewing the alternative future, Chuck Norris would then proceed to beat the living crap out of the little, green bugger.

 

Remember, behind Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

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