Skinner Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 we were having this discussion here at work.how do you guys think would win in a fight. Chuck Norris or Yoda (with force and light saber). the obvious answer Chuck Norris. that there some chuck haters here. So I though I would bring up here. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Yoda. Period. Most badass Jeti ever. If he wasnt allowed to use the force or his light saber, it would come down to whoever has less stamina. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
302Powered Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Yoda. Period. Most badass Jeti ever. If he wasnt allowed to use the force or his light saber, it would come down to whoever has less stamina. -Marc Don't you mean Jedi? -Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Chuck Norris, no doubt about it. I mean, one's real, and one's not. Chuck Norris is a badass in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 A z06 would come in and drive over both of them. Quoted for undeniable truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black00ws6 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Since Yoda can see into the future, unless the dark side was clouding his vision, he would know the Z06 is on it's way.. side step it, and Mr. Norris would be hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 A Z06 driven by the one and only Vin Deisel. The plot thickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Don't you mean Jedi? -Mike I guess youre more of a nerd than I thought. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Ford Mustang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there are NO signs of life there. Don't make him go to the Dagobah system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 If yoda can see into the future, he could see the roundhouse kick to the face coming, move out of the way, let the zo6 run over chuck norris, hop in his mustang, and race the vette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Did JC VanDamm have the day off or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stolen 5.0 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Jet Li would give them the kiss of the dragon and then their eyes would explode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 van damme just kicks doors in...he is otherwise defenseless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 {img}http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=disturbing/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11uhaco7h/EXP=1137802192/*-http%3A//sinac.shackspace.com/disturbing.jpg{/img} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowZ06 Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Since Yoda can see into the future, unless the dark side was clouding his vision, he would know the Z06 is on it's way.. side step it, and Mr. Norris would be hit. But.... this wouldn't kill Chuck. He would jump in his Colt, and chase down the Z06. But alas, before claiming his inevitable victory, the G forces created by the Colt's acceleration would cause his body to implode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 YEah but what if a Mustang came along and saw the fight saw both of em and decided to put both of em out of there misery , Just a thought cause Mustangs dont lose, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 read up, neonkiller...i already said that....mooch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted January 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. if he can survive re-entery i doubt getting hit by a car will do little to him. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. and Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. so all of your ideas are flawed and no yoda couldn't use the jedi mind trick on chuck norris that stuff only works on simple minded people. (like mustang owners ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crx34 Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Since Yoda can see into the future, unless the dark side was clouding his vision, he would know the Z06 is on it's way.. side step it, and Mr. Norris would be hit. hahaha. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemosley01 Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 If yoda can see into the future, he could see the roundhouse kick to the face coming, move out of the way, let the zo6 run over chuck norris, hop in his mustang, and race the vette Wouldn't work. Chuck Norris is faster than the future. What Yoda would see is an alternative, Chuck-less future. While Yoda was viewing the alternative future, Chuck Norris would then proceed to beat the living crap out of the little, green bugger. Remember, behind Chuck Norris' beard is another fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medium fast Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Yoda in the face, then drive off in his Z06. THE END Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Mr T would pity those fools. The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Man, you guys forgot about the sentinels..They own all..Nothing can stop them and their desert eagles, not even Neo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Wouldn't work. Chuck Norris is faster than the future and if chuck norris is late, time better slow the fuck down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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