Science Abuse Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Need to sedate a cat. Cat isn't the word, he's a midget cheetah, and he manages to fuckus'all up even when using elbow high welding gloves. He's 15lb, slender, and healthy. No known allergies. He was put once down to have his nuts clipped. We just need about 4 seconds to put a harness on him, and would like to avoid any side effects. On the table now, our options are: -Chloroform/ether. -getting him drunk. Anything better? http://www.junglecats.com/togo2.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickGrabber1972 Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 :eek:a big can of catnip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark1647545493 Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 .22cal Oh wait you said you only need him down for about 4 seconds..... Never mind j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Is that a Civit (sp?) cat? Regardless of species, I would give it shots of everclear till it passed out, then approach it with welding gloves with gauntlets up to the elbows, and carry the nice kittah to the vet. Or you could do like pro bull riding and do a calf roping show for CR. Thats up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 WTF! Punch him. Hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickGrabber1972 Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 WTF! Punch him. Hard. ill give ya 50bucks if i could watch you try and punch a cat like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 looks like a damn lynx or something. What breed is that. My cat is big but damn that thing looks evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted April 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 The first time I saw him,I thought he was an Ocelot. He's a "Savannah", his grand dad was a straight up Serval. We tried beer, since Elena said he's gotten drunk on Molsen before. Unfortunately, the Smithwicks we had was too good for him. He didn't have much, just enough to be hilarious. I want to harness him up so we can take him outside, he'll go nuts will all the stuff out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Let him hangout w/ Rane for awhile that should do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 ill give ya 50bucks if i could watch you try and punch a cat like that Count me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Why would you want a pet that fucks you up any time you have to do something simple with it, like put a harness on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Why would you want a pet that fucks you up any time you have to do something simple with it, like put a harness on? Why would you want to freeze your nuts off and climb to the top of a freakin mountain were talking about Eric here that moutain lion looking thing suits him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 WTF! Punch him. Hard. This just made me laugh out loud. No disrespect, Benz Guy - it was just funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black00ws6 Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Punching it might not be a good idea... devil cat will remember and use your dong as a scratching post while you sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted April 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Punching it might not be a good idea... devil cat will remember and use your dong as a scratching post while you sleep. Oh no, I've learned not to expose my balls to the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.cos Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Why do you ned to put a harness on him? Does he freak it if you touch him? If he is a lap cat at all, i would recommend getting him to relax in your lap, or ona bed by petting him, and then as gently and as relaxes a possible, slip it over his head.. then if he freaks out let him run away with it on him like htat.. eventualy he will calm down, and you could prolly pick him up and manuver him with out too much problem to clasp it. Otherwise ask your vet for some kind of sedetive for you.. tell them you neeed to take the cat for a car ride and he gets sick. The will prolly give you some acepromezene, or the like (like 2-3 pills, couple bucks) and then you have to con him into taking it. (crush it and put it into can of wet cat food WELL mixed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 I wish I had 4g's to drop for a Savannah. Maybe in a few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 I wish I had 4g's to drop for a Savannah. Maybe in a few years. 4G's!? I hope it has the ability to get beer out of the fridge for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted April 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 4G's!? I hope it has the ability to get beer out of the fridge for you. Appriciation He was expensive, but no where near that expensive 2 years ago. Wasn't my money that got spent. Why would you want a pet that fucks you up any time you have to do something simple with it, like put a harness on? Because he's not a pet, he's part of the family, and in my family, we fucked eachother up! I honnestly dont mind his character. He keeps to himself, and thats fine. When he does "do stuff". he does it on a different level then a house cat. He's deffinately got Wild in him, which I respect. You dont play with him, you spar. A collar wont work, he'll get out. We need a fairlt stout harness to keep him in check. We want the harness so we can take him outside. He's too much cat to stay inside all the time, it's cruel. He got out at her folks house once, he ended up onthe roof...yes, the roof, of a 2 story house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 He got out at her folks house once, he ended up onthe roof...yes, the roof, of a 2 story house. This didn't happen in Gahanna did it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted April 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 No, he ate the gahanna lion and returned home, we found the bones in his stool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Oh no, I've learned not to expose my balls to the cat. i dont even want to know what lesson taught you that. my ex's dad has a serval, and that thing scraps with their st bernard all the time. its straight up comedy to see it happen. if your cat is half as quick as that one, i dont envy you the task of trying to do anything it doesnt like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 oh, and for the record, your past history with the english language caused me to read the title of this thread as "any vets (war veterans) on here? experience with (amnesia)?" i had no idea what to expect in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 I hit my parents cat once when I lived with them and that damn thing pewped in front of my door for a month after that every day. damn devil cats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted April 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 I hit my parents cat once when I lived with them and that damn thing pewped in front of my door for a month after that every day. damn devil cats! L O L DJ, STFU and you cracks at my fonetix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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