Kuruma Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 WTF is with my neighborhood? Not only do we have the shittiest ricers in the city living here that can't even pick a side of the road to drive on, but the fucking children are annoying as fuck. Just got home from dropping a friend at work to find a bunch of kids playing near my AE86 hatch. Now normally, I don't care if they're simply around the car, but this time, I see one of the little fuckers trying to get INTO the car! This isn't the first time I've had to tell some kids to get the fuck away from a car of mine either. One time I came home after a delivery to check on shit, and I see some little brat swinging a tree branch that's as tall as I am, and then THROWING it at another kid while she's standing right next to my car! Now I know kids are incredibly stupid by nature, but where the fuck are the parents? We have crackheads, illegals, a weed dealer just a couple doors down, assholes who whip through the parking lot and surrounding streets like it's some Fast and the Furious movie, and a fuck ton of robberies. Are the parents just not concerned at all if their little angel gets pasted/abducted/whatever? Do people in Ohio just not know how to raise children period? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Uhh move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Call the police? Bug them enough, eventually there will be some results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primera Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Uhh move. ^What he said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 When I first saw this thread title, I thought it was gonna be an angsty 16 year old rant about how his parents don't love him because he didn't get the color BMW he wanted. Hahaha Anyways, become the neighborhood asshole. Be a complete dick to the kids and when they learn that you are effectively "Old-man Wilson, the grouch" the parents will tell them to stay away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Or one of the parents could kick your ass for it, or maybe the kids will egg your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 dude you live in a real shity area this is what comes with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Quik7 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 refrain from being a dick to kids, try and act cool with them...when i was a kid we would go out of our way to harass someone who we thought was a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 yeah try to be cool about it but I would seriously looking into moving to a better area of town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Make a tree stand over your car. Then pee on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98fiveseven1647545503 Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 refrain from being a dick to kids, try and act cool with them...when i was a kid we would go out of our way to harass someone who we thought was a dick. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 refrain from being a dick to kids, try and act cool with them...when i was a kid we would go out of our way to harass someone who we thought was a dick. yea but then again, as a kid i remember adults trying to be cool with us for what ever reason, and the harder they tried the more respect we lost for them... there is probably a good middle ground, dont kick their asses, but dont come out and try and act cool around em. also go to their house and tell their parents(in a non confrontational manor). hell hath no fury like a pissed off mom. and if that dosent work taser their asses. i like little kids, but ill punch em if i have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest B series Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 yea but then again, as a kid i remember adults trying to be cool with us for what ever reason, and the harder they tried the more respect we lost for them... there is probably a good middle ground, dont kick their asses, but dont come out and try and act cool around em. also go to their house and tell their parents(in a non confrontational manor). hell hath no fury like a pissed off mom. and if that dosent work taser their asses. i like little kids, but ill punch em if i have to. I Agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 take a video, posit it on the internet, we all will cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuruma Posted May 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 I generally don't even interact with the kids at all, so it isn't a matter of antagonizing them, they just don't seem to understand that someone else's car is not OK to try to get into or play around. Can't just skip out on a lease without fucking up my credit, or I would have moved months ago. I can't recommend relfections on the lake to anyone needing an apartment. Just about an hour ago some crackhead bitch went and asked my roommate if he knew where to buy any crack, when she never even met him before. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badasskylark Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 refrain from being a dick to kids, try and act cool with them...when i was a kid we would go out of our way to harass someone who we thought was a dick. +1 My friends and I would really fuck with someone if they messed with us. But if the adults asked nicely we would listen....usually. Now if these are little hood rats you may need to find a better approach, like buck a few gunshots off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Taser. Electric fence. Claymores. Pellet gun. Napalm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhobs Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 man i completely feel your pain.....we have like a shit load of stupid kids around our neighborhood also.....one day i came home and had fucking 7 kids on my porch and climbing my tree.....i went off on them and told them to stay the fuck off my property....i bet ill be the target at halloween though it sucks they are loud and annoying and we live by a ton of white trash people to its stupid . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuruma Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 +1 My friends and I would really fuck with someone if they messed with us. But if the adults asked nicely we would listen....usually. Now if these are little hood rats you may need to find a better approach, like buck a few gunshots off. I'd say they act like little hood rats, yup. I was laying down and heard them playing outside my window the other day: "I don't give a shit! You think you all hard, I'm done wit you!" ^^--- From one of the little girls outside to one of the kids she was playing with, apparently. From the voice she couldn't be more then 12 at the most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 i like little kids, but ill punch em if i have to. This is Freakin' classic. on topic, honestly i wouldn't neither be a dick or a friend. If your a dick your just making yourself a target and if one of the kids come's home crying saying you yelled at them or something retarded your gonna get some wanna-be thug hard ass knocking on your door. best bet is to move... how much do you have left on your lease? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigb Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I absolutely luv the neighborhood I live in. Just move if u hate it so bad. It's not the kids fault they act the way they do. Obviously they live in a hostile home environment themselves. What they need is discipline and love....something they are not getting at home. The fathers are more than likely absent and the mothers are either crack addicts or working 3 to 4 jobs to make the bills. I know u r stressed out about the situation, but look at the bigger picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I like the idea of claymores. Messy and loud. Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I avoid problems with kids like the plague. Just something about kids who really have little fear and having the opportunity to fuck with my stuff when I am in bed or at work. Although I have no problem handling the situation when they dont realize who it is coming from. Ski mask and ....................... get my point. If it comes down to it I make sure they get their parents involved so they can see they asswhoopin/tongue lashing that should have befallen them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuruma Posted May 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Well a good chunk of them should be going away, considering a whole building in the complex burned down this morning while I was at work. Nobody was killed thankfully, but I agree, shitty part of town. Just a couple more months left to go before I can move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rane Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 I woulda told the kids like ey the fuck from round my car. Better Idea, tell the crackhead you'll give them a quarter ounce hard if they beat up the lil kids for you and tell them to leave your car alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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