I've got an invention, now I need a market

[Science Abuse]

It plugs into any Dyno. Instead of printing out data, it extrudes fake plastic penises of releveant lengths. This way, you can compare without doing any math.

 

Who should I sell these to?

[Eclipsed8301647545502]

Columbus seems like the perfect market for that.

[Guest 614Streets]

hahaha

[Orion]

hell, ohio, for that matter. the northerners have the same interests.

 

oh yeah, cant forget the grovetucky stang posse and the sps outbreak.

[Guest mudbutt]

supraforums.com

[Kevin R.]

This has got to be the best fucking idea I have seen on CR to date.

[Lustalbert]

Good idea!

Are you goint to make it in colors to match the owner or color of the vehicle?

[Science Abuse]

Good idea!

Are you goint to make it in colors to match the owner or color of the vehicle?

I thought about that, but there was bias found in testing, the black ones always tend to be bigger.

[Dr. Pomade]

Will these in any way affect performances in pissing contests? If not, then I'll take three.

[Science Abuse]

Longer barrel, longer range. Simple fizziks.

[zuht]

Does it come with matching bumpernuts?

[Science Abuse]

Does it come with matching bumpernuts?

No. Keep in mind this is for dyno days, there are absolutely no balls involed in "comparitive racing".

[thorne]

We could also have a feature to you scan you dyno sheet in and it makes ur avatar a penis of proper size