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THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!

 

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day

and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning

guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta

love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It

is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female

broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to

sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to

teach these young boys when they visit your base?

 

 

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,

and shooting.

 

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

 

 

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the

rifle range.

 

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous

activity to be teaching children?

 

 

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle

discipline before they even touch a firearm.

 

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers

 

 

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but

you're not one, are you?

 

 

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

 

 

You gotta love the Marines!

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true or not thats a good line

 

boy scouts btw if anyone cares

 

Have merit badges for rifle marksmanship, shotgun marksmanship, and archery all of wich include extensive saftey training and requirement to shoot a specific score on the range

aaa god I remember that damn course .... I was so happy to be done. That woman would shit herself if she ever saw our boy scout troop go shooting huh? :D

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I was raised on a farm, and we always had guns readily available. But I was raised that guns are for killing animals, wether it be for sport, defense (of you or your own animals) and you just don't shoot if it poses a clear danger to someone.

 

Then you hear about these kids killing kids and I just think 'why would you do that?'

 

I'm sure a lot of tings would be different for me though had I been raised differently around them.

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I stole it from you fair and square, just like you stole it.

 

I did not steal it. It was given to me by a member of XBOX forums, where it started. So suck my dick you fucking rectal pirate.

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I did not steal it. It was given to me by a member of XBOX forums, where it started. So suck my dick you fucking rectal pirate.

 

Accuse a Jew of stealing something and look what happens... so defensive. I'm sorry, it was given to you (aka you Jewed someone out of it).

 

;)

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Accuse a Jew of stealing something and look what happens... so defensive. I'm sorry, it was given to you (aka you Jewed someone out of it).

 

;)

 

I'm going to cock-punch you in the dirt hole.

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I know you HOPE it becomes violent!

 

Let's play bathtub - you're the drain and I'm the dirty, dirty water.

 

 

Let's play Oreo... you're the chocolate wafers and I'm the creamy filling.

 

And just because I like my hair pulled doesn't mean I like it violent. Haha.

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