El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Taken from mustangforums.com http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_01.jpg Materials Lays Stacks (my preferance, holds up better)/Pringles potato chip can Foam rubber Condom 1 1/4'' o-ring Scissors Marker Procedure Empty the chips out of the can. You can use whatever brand and flavor you prefer, but we like the one shown here for the container’s ergonomic shape and durable, colorful plastic. Lay out the foam and trim to fit the length of the container if necessary. The length of the foam can be up to a half inch longer than the length of the can. http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_03.jpg Unroll the condom and drop the O-ring inside. If you use a lubricated condom, turn it inside out first, so the lube is on the inner surface. http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_04.jpg Lay the condom along the foam with the open end slightly above the edge, and mark across where the O-ring lays in the condom. Cut the foam into two pieces along this line. http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_05.jpg Roll up the smaller piece of foam and push it into the bottom of the can. Lay the condom against the shorter edge of the other piece of foam so that the tip and the O-ring are hanging over one end and the open top of the condom is hanging over the other. Roll up the foam with the condom inside. The O-ring should be flat against one end of the foam roll, and the top of the condom should be sticking out of the center of the other end. http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_06.jpg With the scissors, make a nick in the tip of the condom, just enough so some air can get through. Insert the foam roll into the chip container, making sure the open end of the condom stays above the top of the foam. Leave about ½” of foam above the rim of the can. http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_07.jpg Use a nail or screwdriver to poke a small hole on the side of the can near the bottom. http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_hole.jpg Optional: If desired, use a pink or red marker to draw a vagina or lips on the foam around the center hole before covering the foam with the condom. http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_09.jpg Carefully stretch the condom around the rim of the can and over the lip so it covers the foam. The lip of the can will hold the condom in place. http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_08.jpg To use your homemade flashlight toy, squirt some water-based, non-greasy lube into the condom and insert your penis. Cover the hole in the can with the tip of your finger to control the amount of “suction” you get. Closing the hole will increase the suction, so leave it open as you stroke in, and cover it on the out stroke. Remove the foam roll and replace the condom after use (or rinse and reuse, if you’re really cheap, I know I am. :dodgy. Use a textured condom turned inside out for more stimulation. Because the condom has a small opening on the end, the foam at the bottom of the can will periodically need to be replaced. Lays: http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/mouth.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Damn, I wish I could do that. Let me know how it turns out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Damn, I wish I could do that. Let me know how it turns out... lol, quality. youre a pretty girl, im sure somone around here would help ya with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 LEGHUMP ALERT. I wish i had a valentine's day booty call...i'm not stooping this low though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 You act like there aren't a gajillion stores that sell toys for women not to mention various houshold items...bananas, bedpost, baseball bat, various other round blunt objects that start with "B" because i'm a master of alliteration... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 That's why my wife got me a can of Lays chips and a six pack and said enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Broomstick, beads, and if she's like one of my last girlfriends, bus. do go on about your last girlfriends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 You act like there aren't a gajillion stores that sell toys for women No I know there are... I just think it's pretty cool they found a way to use a can of chips for something that..... pleasurable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 that guy must not get any ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 that guy must not get any ever i wonder if thats what they said about the person that invented the dildo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mushijobah Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 It was a woman fed up with guys sucking at sex, so probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblunt Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 So where could a guy pick up some of that foam rubber described above. LOL, j/k. When did it become uncool to go pick up some strange? Maybe I'm just too lazy to go through all that to rub one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RUTAN GTP Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 So where could a guy pick up some of that foam rubber described above. LOL, j/k. When did it become uncool to go pick up some strange? Maybe I'm just too lazy to go through all that to rub one out. As soon as I saw that I thought of YOU! J/K Liz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RUTAN GTP Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 It was a woman fed up with guys sucking at sex, so probably not. That is exactly why they were made! Or if you are one of those woman that just like to get off sometimes without having to worry about the other person... kinda like men are all of the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 I just finished mine. Best girlfriend I've ever had. Made me dinner and then let me do whatever I wanted to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 I just finished mine. Best girlfriend I've ever had. Made me dinner and then let me do whatever I wanted to her. and prolly didn't even bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 and you didn't even have to buy her anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Just finished testing mine out. Give me a few minutes, and I'll post some pics.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolved8 Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 that guy must not get any ever i guess we can say its a creative idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 50 bucks will get a nice quality blow job, and now that the snow emergency's were lifted, there is no reason for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Just buy a fleshlight. They are only $50. Cheaper then most hookers. Probably get more use out of it then the homemade one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 50 bucks will get a nice quality blow job, and now that the snow emergency's were lifted, there is no reason for that. If only you could find a nurse hooker, then you could give blood for the 50 bux and tell her to keep the change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 imagine having a beer with your father-in-law, admitting that you once created a 'home-made' vagina from a spent can of pringles and a condom and jerked off into it. if that doesn't make you feel pathetic, you're beyond saving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Kirk has experience. :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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