thorne Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 That Fucking Movie Rocked!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 The only thing that movie needs to fullfill its mission is the Cowboy, the Indian Chief, the Policeman, the Armyman, the Biker, and the Construction worker. I hear the sequel is going to be called: The 306 http://www.amarall.blogger.com.br/village%20people.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 But there was Tities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 But there was Tities Those were man-boobs. You were hosed my good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 my sister saw it and said that the only thing that she could compair it to was Lord of the Rings (no idea why she would compair it to that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 "One ring to rule them all" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 the battes maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 this is by far the best review of the movie or any movie ever. I just saw a movie that’ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It’s called 300. I don’t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could’ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it’d still rule. It’s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated **** out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper. The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain. I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey. TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN’T LIKE: COOL THING ONE: HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES Who gives a **** if the music isn’t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could’ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel’s Pretzel is telling you that you’ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand. COOL THING TWO: FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There’s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he’s got Rosie O’Donnell on his back. Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight. NOT SO GOOD THING: DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”) These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. Any directors reading this – IT’S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES. Can’t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON? My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 i wish i had a dick made of three machine guns berto it was good, the dudity is not a big deal when heads are getting cut off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 "is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey." this has to be the funniest line in the review! LOLLLLLLLLLLLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FooFooMaru Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Liar O........M..........G................. I cannot wait to see that.....please tell me it's real? That looks like the funniest/greatest movie all of this year....maybe of the half century. My word....I want to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSUGT Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1598886,00.html?cnn=yes Can you believe it? A Muslim country is pissed about something! Here comes another round of car bombings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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