Rally Pat Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 This is a game that we have started playing on another forum I am a part of. Basically, someone wishes for something, the next person to post has to grant the wish, but they also have to grant something bad about it with it. Example: I wish I had a boyfriend. -------------------------------------- Post: ___________________________ Granted, but he has every kind of STD you can imagine. I wish for ....... -------------------------------------- Ill start. I wish I had a supercar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but it's Eddie Griffin's Enzo. I wish i had a Fender guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 granted, but its the fender model of controller for guitar hero. i wish i had a million dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but it's monopoly money. I wish I was black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but your weiner is all tiny. I wish I could nail two chicks at once ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 granted, but it's your mom and sister i wish i could live forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but it's literally the same chipotle everyday because you regurgitate it and rechew it like a cow. I wish I had my own island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 granted, unfortunately it was a site for nuclear testing, and there is zero life but you, and you are going to get Leukemia. I wish I had anti gravity boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but you'll lose control and shoot through the Van Allen Belt and get Leukemia. I wish I could get a good night's sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but you fell asleep in Kevin R.'s bed. I wish I owned a dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but you fell asleep in Kevin R.'s bed. I wish I owned a dragon. Granted....but it will HUFF AND PUFF AND BURN YOUR MOTHER FUGGIN HOUSE DOWN! I wish I had a pale of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but the water came from Chernobyl. I wish I could speak Klingon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted....but it will HUFF AND PUFF AND BURN YOUR MOTHER FUGGIN HOUSE DOWN! I wish I had a pale of water. Granted. But after you drink it you pee out of your butt for weeks. I wish I had a watermelon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but the water came from Chernobyl. I wish I could speak Klingon Darn it you beat me... Granted, but you say the wrong thing and someone shoots you with a gun. You die a virgin. I wish I had 2 watermelons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but you sold your soul for them. It now belongs to Brian. I wish I had some Popeye's chicken about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 I thought you'd like a soul. (really i just hit page up randomly and saw your name...randomly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 This is not how you play! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but you sold your soul for them. It now belongs to Brian. I wish I had some Popeye's chicken about now. Granted, it is still alive. I wish I didn't have a hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but you remember what you did last night. I wish I was out of class on this nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but you got shot by the gun man I wish this thread to stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but it is not opposite day. I do not wish it is not opposite today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Not Granted. I wish i could dance as well as the mexican in your signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but you are stuck in an endless loop doing it over and over and over and over and over, but with Martin's musting behind you. I wish I could torture souls like Ghost Rider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but you really get set on fire. I wish the game of basketball would be eradicated from the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Granted, but then overinflated salaries of professional football players would double along with their egos. I wish I could go to Vegas this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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