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Granted, but you can only drive a diesel.

 

I wish to fuck Vida Guerra.

 

Granted, but you get your penix broken in the process from her massive ass.

 

I wish my fortune cookie told me lottery numbers that actually make me win the jackpot.

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granted but before you drove it was stolen and parted out.

 

 

I wish I could walk on water

 

Granted, but you can't walk on land.

 

I wish that every time a hot girl walked by me I could say "K" and they have the irresistable urge to get naked.

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granted, but you can only purchase cars of equal or lesser value of $300 and are stuck with them.

 

I wish I had everything I wanted but with no negative consequences.

 

 

Granted, but your life is a dream and you are really in a drug induced coma in the hospital.

 

 

I wish the battery in my Nintendo DS held a longer charge.

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granted, but you can only purchase cars of equal or lesser value of $300 and are stuck with them.

 

I wish I had everything I wanted but with no negative consequences.

 

Granted, but you could never leave your car.

 

I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.

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granted but it will be warm flat shunked beer.

 

I wish I could any where i wanted to whenever I wanted with out any adverse consequences.

 

Granted, but you'll have to do it walking on your hands.

 

I wish More people would sign up for Norwalk day.

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