How to get rid of a cat?

[Patrick]

Big mouth billy bass.

[Stallion Motorsports1647545491]

get a dog.

[Guest The Celtic Savage]

just hire me, you won't see him again

[El Karacho1647545492]

Step 1) remotely triggered land mines

Step 2) catnip

Step 3) profit

[Dr. Pomade]

Let your cat out.

[TheHaze]

Step 1) remotely triggered land mines

For teh victory.

[speedline]

As Austin said ...Antifreeze thats the answer! just pour some in a cup or bowl..I wouldnt waste the $$$$ on a steak!

[Kevin R.]

You have a fence correct?

 

Borrow someones mean ass dog for a couple days. It'll either scare the cat off or kill it.

[Main3s]

They do sell a cat and dog repellent at most pet stores. I worked at a Pets Mart through high school and I'd get people coming in all the time with the same kind of problem. A neighborhood cat would be shitting in their flower bed or a dog would be digging in their yard. All the repellent is, is a pellet and you sprinkle around what ever you don't want the cat or dog in (your windows) and it keeps them away. It’s supposed to smell really bad to the cat/ dog. I've had people tell me that it works really well. It's not expensive. That might be a more… humane way of dealing with it. That and you don’t have to confront any one. Although if that cat is a real pain in the ass I might just have to agree with the paintball gun. Good Luck

[Guest Mushijobah]

Animal control always has solved our problems

[Big A]

As Austin said ...Antifreeze thats the answer! just pour some in a cup or bowl..I wouldnt waste the $$$$ on a steak!

I think the steak was to eat as you watch.

[Skinner]

live trap it and take it to the pound. Tell them it was a stray and you couldn't find its owner. WIll cost $10 to do but it wont be coming back any time soon.

[TTQ B4U]

Couple of those Glue Based Rat Traps from the Hardware store. It's the most adhesive shit I've ever seen.

 

I used a couple to catch some blue birds that in the tree outside my front door. I love birds, but these bastards would dive bomb me every time I went outside.

 

Little food in the middle, couple cranberries, ......bam! Caught both inside 30 minutes. There's no way they were coming off of those things.

 

You'll know instantly when he gets his feet stuck in one. Get a video camera though as it will likely be worth capturing

[Lustalbert]

I had a similar peoblem with a local cat trying to attack my fuzwad through the patio screen door. I waited in the bedroom (directly above the patio) with an air rifle. One pump is not enough to penetrate , just get its attention. It wont come near our place now. It will go acroos the street to avoid our place.

[Guest Removed]

if its pissing on shit, its a male.

 

i had one here, doing that shit. he just got cut wed.

 

ill find out if hes still doing it.

 

little bastard.

[Mensan]

Just tell them. There's no need to be confrontational, it won't be a big deal. The cat should be kept indoors.

[kizzzzle]

Rat Poison

[Akula]

Go to the pet store, there is a product you can put around your house to keep animals away.