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millerb7 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 I'm not all that proud that I get the joke, it's a computer nerd thing....Yeah I get it as well... but a pretty big computer nerd myself... building them and all Tis sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cbrjess0815 Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Oh my.. Thats just wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 wow..holy f-n shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbluebird Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 i know who buys a blue metal futon anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Wasnt that guy in one of those Star Trek movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdruggan10r Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 (edited) I found his dad. Notice the "Reaching Stick" with the lever actuated hand grip hanging on the wall in the background:I think his Klingon son lives in the basement of his townhouse section 8 apartment. Edited May 28, 2009 by bdruggan10r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krzwhtman Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 didnt have a link for pic so i copied it Thinkbefore you speak...Hereare six reasons why you should think before you speak -the last one is great!Haveyou ever spoken and wished that you couldimmediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?Hereare the Testimonials of a few people who did....FIRSTTESTIMONY:Iwalked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and askedloudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'I turned around and walked back out and never went backMy husband didn't say a word....he knew better.SECONDTESTIMONY:Iwas at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappywith the women's type I had been using.After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of thegood-looking gentlemen who works at the store..He asked if he could help me.Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing withmen's balls..'THIRDTESTIMONY:Mysister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety ofcandy and nuts.As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked ifwe needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turnedbeet-red and walked away. To this day,my sister has never let me forget..FOURTHTESTIMONY:Whilein line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-upenergy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receivinglooks of disgustand annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not startbehaving 'right now' she would be punished.To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just asthreatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that Isaw youkissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening afterthis enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they weredoing.I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with mydaughter in towThe last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams oflaughter.FIFTHTESTIMONY:Haveyou ever asked your child a question too many times?My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was onhim constantly.One day we stopped at Taco Bellfor a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a fulldining room.While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean..The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while..I asked him if he needed to go,and he said 'No.' I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident,and I don't have any clothes with me.'Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?''No,'he replied.I justKNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident?' This timehe jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeksand yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.. An old couple made me feelbetter,thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!LASTBUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:Thishad most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 daysand a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,in the future, likely think before she speaks.What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to havesnowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they werelaughing so hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 "when I'm not wearing it, I use it as a recipe card holder" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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that dude Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 ^awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kawi kid Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 really........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 if I posted these already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Combining "In Russia" memes with Carpocalyptic imagery, this is a t-shirt perfect for any Jalopnik reader. Plus, who knows, it might even be chosen as the "New GM"'s new logo. [Despair Inc] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashweights Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 ^^^ omg i would buy that shirt it would be cool to have like a GMC-mock up called the Obama Motor Corporation. The 2010 OMC Sierra sort of thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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buildit Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 (edited) I got tired of cages pulling out in front of me. So I made some modifications to my bike. Problem solved! Edited June 6, 2009 by RC51 John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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