Skinner Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Wolverines, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro1647545510 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Interesting read.. I thought that was a serious story until I got to the bottom. Nice post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 LOL, that one got me too. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 :grin2: :grin2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supplicium Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 My mom sent that to me last night, I got into work around 8am and opened it up and felt like complete shit and was kinda pissed off then I kept ready and realized it was a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethepirate Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 haha. saw it last year for the eagles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 I sure recall reading something similar last year on here. I knew there was a Michigan ending early on, but seems to be the truth this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 I sure recall reading something similar last year on here. I knew there was a Michigan ending early on, but seems to be the truth this year. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31025 Post #6 And that ladies is why I AM the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 That was great... got me all the way to the last line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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